RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] equiblireuumumum

"Ok Phiul...nice plan...we smack the pirates out in the dark...which seems to have worked...however...and i feel that this is quite important......WE CANT SEE SMEGGING ANYTHING SO HOW THE FECK DO WE FIND OUR WAY NOW?" asked Jay, frustrated and puzzled at the same time
 
"You know" said Phil "You could at least come up with SOME KIND of idea..."
 
"So could you!"
"Whaddya call what I just did?!"
"That wasn't an idea that was a fuck up!"
"Um guys..." said McJohn
"Never mind...we'll just have to fumble around in the dark" Jay attmepted to walk forward at this point
"OUCH!" said Phil
"What?!" said Jay
"You stepped on my head..."
"Why are you lying on the floor?!"
"Well I don't know I can't see can I?!
"Guys..." said McJohn..
"Well..did you lay down on purpose?!"
"GUYS!" siad McJohn
"Why would I do that?!"
"YOU TELL ME YOU'RE THE ONE LYING DOWN!"
"GUYYYYYYYS!" said McJohn
"I'm not lying down anymore!!"
"Well it's dark! I couldn't see you stand up could I!"
"GUUUUYYYYYYSSSSS!!" said McJohn
"What WERE you doing lying down then?!"
"I tripped up..."
"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" said McJohn
"On what?!"
"SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR!"
"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" said McJohn
"Well..WHAT?!"
"I COULDNT SEE IT!! IF I COULD I WOULDNT HAVE TRIPPED OVER IT WOULD I?!"
"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
"WHAT MCJOHN?!" Jay and Phil yelled simultaneously "WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!"
"I have a torch..."
"Well why..." said Phil
"Didn't you say so?!" Jay finished.
McJohn didn't bother replying, and instead flicked on the switch of his torch, waving the beam over whatever it was Phil had tripped over.
"Hey look at that..." Jay said "Phil found the wormhole drive..."
 
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-----Original Message-----From: Chris Kentlea [mailto:mobius@...]Sent: 10 September 2004 19:26To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] equiblireuumumum
"OPEN FIRE!" yelled Jay, Phil and McJohn at the same time. Jay was giving an order, Phil was starting to enjoy being right about this, and McJohn had always wanted to say it anyway.
 
"quick shoot out the light" shouted Phil.
 
"What the heck you been smoking dude?" asked Jay
 
"Trust me...saw this in a film once.."
 
"Why should we trust you? The only man i know to cheat at naughts and crosses...when he's playing by himself?"
 
"Mcjohn...shoot the lights out..."
 
The pirates had semi-haulted their advance and watched in stunned silleince as this agument went on.
 
"Give me two good reasons and I'll help him..." asked Jay.
 
"One..i have a plan and two."..Phil pulled a long bit of metal of the door withouut looking..."You know it's that time of the week again..."
 
"Shoot the lights!"
 
** 2 darkness filled mins later"
 
"Ok Phiul...nice plan...we smack the pirates out in the dark...which seems to have worked...however...and i feel that this is quite important......WE CANT SEE SMEGGING ANYTHING SO HOW THE FECK DO WE FIND OUR WAY NOW?"
 
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