*ACTION!* Operation 'Get back our booze so we can all get pissed an

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****Action**** “Operation: Get the Booze back”
Who: Jay Chrysler, Jack Febuggure, Dean Thomas, Phil Febuggure, Efof Yuwan’
Kar, Callum Kotchanski, Mark McJohn, Chris Harris
Where: In the Phoenix
The Phoenix sped towards its target, the pirate ship that stole the Blue
Dwarf’s wormhole drive and alcohol supplies.
“Long range scans shows that the ship is docked at that dodgy-looking black
market starbase about 1.5 light years away.” Said Phil.
“Okay” Said Jay from the pilots seat. He flipped a switch to engage the
sensor jammer. “This should stop them from scanning us, if we do this
properly we can be in and out and long gone before they realise that they
have anything missing!”
The Phoenix rounded a moon and they could see the pirate ship for the first
time. It was docked up at a dirty space station, a haven for pirates and
criminals.
Jay stood up from his seat, “I’m just going to check on Dean, I want to make
sure he’s put those engine components back in the right place.” He handed
the controls over to Efof and gave him a stern look that strongly implied
the alien to not crash or he would have to search for his severed manhood
again.
Efof flew steadily over the base, and around the pirate ship, to see it from
the other side. Looking through the crew cabin windows, most of them seemed
to be out or asleep, which helped them quite a lot to keep the mission as
stealthily as possible.
“Look out, a sensor drone! Don’t get too close of it’ll spot us!” Phil
pointed out a spherical robot scanning the area.
”Ahh!” Efof screamed, getting away from the robot by turning the Phoenix
about and putting his foot down. But he was headed straight for the Pirate
ship now at high speed. He tried to stop but Dean hadn’t yet put the brakes
back properly.
“AHHHHHHH!” Efof yelled as he dived to avoid the Pirate ship, but now
heading straight for the space station.
Thinking quickly, Phil sat in the co-pilot seat engaged the ship’s grapple
which fired backwards, grappling hold of the Pirate ship’s curved lower
hull. The grapple tightened and the Phoenix swung around, the grappling rope
wrapping around the full circumference of the Pirate ship. Everyone screamed
and fell to one side of the ship from the force. The rope wrapped around
again, swinging the phoenix around and pulling it closer to the pirate ship.
It ripped through the pirate’s solar sail, then as the rope wrapped around
the ship again, the Phoenix slammed into the Pirate ship.
“What the hell happened?!” Said Jay angrily coming in the cockpit.
“We’re here…” Efof said sheepishly. “Its an…erm…. Customary Ffionian
landing, nothing to worry about.”
“Well so much for surprise!” Said Phil.
“Yes! It wasn’t me!” Said Dean happily.
They detached the grappling rope and floated the Phoenix to the nearest
docking port. He team burst onto the Pirate ship with weapons raised, but
met no resistance.
“Luckily I don’t think they’re suspicious yet.” Said Jay looking angrily at
Efof and Phil.
“They’re probably pissed… pissed on OUR alcohol!” Callum said angrily with
his fist in the air.
“Okay, heres the plan.” Said Jay. “McJohn, Phil, and myself will find the
wormhole drive, uncouple it and bring it back to the Phoenix. Efof and Dean
can find the alcohol tanks and get them back to the Phoenix- they will more
than likely be in huge containers that we will need to tow, so attach them
to the back of the ship. Whilst we meanwhile need to disable the Pirate’s
engines so they can’t come after us. Jack you’re good at breaking things so
you go, and take Callum and Chris Harris with you… because…. I don’t want
them with me.”
“But I work best alone, I look out for number one…” Jack said in protest,
making swiping motions with his gunblade.
“Tough!” Said Jay. “We’re a team”
“Can I hold your sword?” Asked Chris Harris excitedly. “NO! Get off! Its not
a sword, it’s a gunblade, don’t touch!” Jack snatched it away to himself.
“Okay does everyone have the right equipment?” Jay asked as if he was a
nursery teacher.
“Engineering tools!” Said McJohn.
“Gunblade!” Said Jack. “All I’ll ever need”
“Ladel!” Said Efof. “For the alcohol….”
“Explosives!” Said Callum, opening his jacket where he had loads of dynamite
strapped to himself.
Everyone quickly ran in opposite directions away from him.
<OOC- okay people involved, you know what to do, I havn’t thought of a
complication yet for this plot yet so what happens is up to anyone!>