Ointment Retribution Pt. II

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Last time on Blue Dwarf...
> "That was close..." murmured Keto, turning to
> thank the tree.
> A little too close, he decided, as he rubbed his
> eyes. He was
> seeing double. There was a Big Pink Tree...and
> ANOTHER Big Pink Tree
> behind it. And a giant potato.
> "Hey, I've actually got a team..." he started to
> say happily,
> before one of the Big Pink Trees clubbed the other
> one over the
> foliage, knocking it out, and the giant potato
> launched itself at him.
> Keto's last sensation before he collapsed,
> unconscious, was of
> butter and just the right amount of salt...
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TRANSCRIPT OF EVENTS BY STUART 'STEWIE' MCKENZIE
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"Right," said the Potato in his gangster like voice,
"We've got the Doc and da Pink Tree! We can take dem
to da McKenzies."
"Aeeeeeeee!" said the evil Pink "Sounds like The Fonz"
Tree.
The pair dragged Keto & the Pink Tree away, and paired
up with the revolving glue and the singing cravat, who
sung,
"I've got you babe ... I've got you babe .."
With that a whimpering me was held by the scruff by
the glue.
"Look you aren't going to hurt them?" I whimpered.
"Of course not ..." the Potato said sarcastically,
then laughed.
"COURSE WE'RE GOING TO KILL 'EM ..." said the evil
Tree, "Aeeeee!"
"Look I'm a shopkeeper and I have friends in high
places - SO PLEASE SPARE THEM!!!"
THen the cravat sang,
"That don't impress me much ..."
"Ya know Stu? You've been a real irritatin' ya know?"
said the Potato.
The Revolving glue then said, "We are going to put
bally ol' you with the gerry!" And then the Cravat
sung,
"Goodnight my angel now it's time to sleep .." While
knocking me out. The next thing I figure out is that
Dr. Keto, The good Pink Tree & myself are tied up in
the bedding department at McKenzies ...
<< Onto you Dr. Keto :) >>
OOC - the "Goodnight my angel" is from a song called
"Lullaby" by Billy Joel for anyone who doesn't know.
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