Major Harris 'So many people, so little time'

OOC- what is it about the name Major Frank Harris then?
Blue Dwarf
Some corridor near engineering
After Cannon escaped from Jackson
Harris stood frozen to the spot, that bloody hallication of Charlie Dimmock standing behind with the shovel held back ready to belt the frozen Major around the head.
Then there came a smell that couldn't just turn milk to cheese in seconds but send in moldy as well. Then the three beggars appeared.
The smell cause Dimmock to start to chock and then she ran off screaming. "Air, air!"
Harris looked at the three beggars, one with the smell so bad it could be seen and was almost alive, the second that kept caughing and the third with the duck on the head.
Then he heard footsteps and then he saw Lloyd, clearly Phil's plan had worked.
"Aye up Gov." Lloyd said. "Who's your friends?"
Harris gave the beggars a look of disgust and then turned back to Lloyd who he noticed was carrying a lot of weaponary.
"Pains in the arse!" Harris hissed and then he started towards sickbay followed by Lloyd and the beggars.