Re: **Actionette!** Back to the matter at hand!

<SNIP> Phil was beginning to sober up, his super human abilities
meant that his metabolism was increased, and the alcohol flew through
his system, relieving him of all their effects but one.
"umm, wheres the loo?" he asked, and jay pointed back inside.
"k, i'll be back" he said, before walking back into the room, where
the stick was inches from Seymours head.
"hmm" Phil thought, "i didn't know you played the trombone!" he said
to seymour.
"I don't! get this thing off me!!!" Seymour yelled, trying to push
the psiren back.
Phil walked briskly up to him, picked up the psiren, and squeezed.
Then he remembered why he had come back inside, and tossed it over
his shoulder. Unluckily for the psiren, Phil was drunk before it
became thursday, and thus didn't know it. He had thrown the psiren
high into the air, through the ceiling, and into the lower
atmosphere, where it hung.
"how dare you leave me!" Seymour shouted at phil, who was running off
to the toilet. "come back here when i'm disciplining you!" Seymour
yelled after him, forgetting completely that phil had just saved his
life.
<end snip>
Where: gelf planet
Who: everyone on the Gelf planet
When: immediately after the actionette post.
Why: No-one in any universe, time line or continuum knows.
Those who ran outside suddenly found themselves looking at a Gelf
army.
"They're trying to get us!" Yelled an NPC who charged at the army,
shooting.
The army, however, was hunting for the other group, and were
surprised by this attack on the rear, but not for long.
"It's a backup from the hairless ones!" shouted a Gelf soldier, as
they turned their attention towards Jay's men, and killing the NPC
who had just fired at them.
Most of the non-combat personnel ran back inside, noticing Seymour
leaning against the chair, cathcing his breath.
As soon as Seymour heard the people running back inside, he
immediately composed himself. "No thanks to any of you, I just
managed to defeat the psiren all by myself."
"Tell Phil he did a good job." said Kara.
Seymour ignored this and continued talking. "We need to find..."
"We need to find a place to hide." Jay interrupted in a commanding
voice.
The last of the combat personnel retreated into the hut. "Lets move
now." Jay ordered.
Phil returned from the toilet. "That feels better."
"Did you find a toilet?" Jay asked.
"No, but I found a window, plus I found a secret door!"
"Okay, show me." Jay instructed, not wanting to know how Phil managed
to do such a thing.
Everyone followed the two men towards the secret door, with the
grunts taking up the rear.
Phil pressed a hidden button on a statue of a semi naked human
female, with no prizes for guessing where the button was hidden.
A part of the hut's wall opened, revealing a set of stairs.
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