**Actionette!** Back to the matter at hand!

who: jack, alota, dean, mark mcjohn, amber, and elian
where: in the bushes... somewhere
when: just after the latest, right through until now.
"well, its no sword, but it'll do just fine!" Jack sniggered,
looking at the ancient weapon.
"do these thing still work? they're like over a hundred years old!"
he added, looking at the state of them, they were surprisingly well
kept.
"yeah, course they work, lets get those Gelf!" Mcjohn said, adding
the ammo drum to the bottom of his and cocking it, Jack did the
same, and spun it round a few times as any normal person would a
pistol.
"hold on, this one's bent!" Jack exclaimed as he peered closely at
the barrel, it looked perfectly straight, but it was definetely bent.
"damn, this may not aim proper" he said, in his usual voice, lacking
intelligence about anything other than weaponry.
"just make do! we've got to get to the landing site!" Alota nearly
shouted, pulling them away.
"Anyone hear me?" Jack subvocalised on all frequencies.
"yeah, dumbass, i'm right here!" Amber said, out loud, not noticing
that Jack was subvocalising.
"not you! i'm trying to get through to John or Severn!" Jack said,
trying again.
"yo Jack, where the smeg are you?" came Severns voice back.
"ahh man, good to hear ya, you got the time?" Jack asked, looking up
to the sun.
"umm, yeah... its...6 o'clock" he informed, Jack cursed.
"uhh, guys... and gals, we're out of time, they left five minutes
ago!" he said, pipcking up the pace, and using his implants to
advantage, sprinting off at double the others jogging speed, he ran
up to a small hill, and knelt down, looking back towards the base.
He could see trees moving, coming towards them quite quickly.
He cursed again.
"Amber, bad news, we've got company, incoming at 6 o clock, moving
rather quickly" he subvocalised to her, who was still running
towards the landing site. Jack ran back down to join them, where
Amber had already informed the group.
"you know, we'd better hide, theres no way we can make it to the
ships before them, they're fast!" dean pointed out, before looking
for a suitable hiding place.
----- Meanwhile, back on the other planet-------
who: seymour
where: the hall, where he is blindfolded and stuff
when: just after the last post in said predicament
"hello? is anyone still there?" Seymour hazarded, as the door behind
him creaked open. Seymour struggled, trying to break free of his
bonds. Unluckily it was Satan that tied him up, so they were rather
tight, the blood was beginning to disappear as the ropes cut off the
circulation. He struggled more. Luckily, Satan was too strong for
his own good, and the ropes had frayed from he strain he had put on
them, and Seymour broke free, lifting the bag from his head. He was
looking directly at, that which could only be described... as a
trombone with a stick pointing from the mouth piece. That stick
wiggled, and pointed towards seymours head.
--- outside said room----
Phil was beginning to sober up, his super human abilities meant that
his metabolism was increased, and the alcohol flew through his
system, relieving him of all their effects but one.
"umm, wheres the loo?" he asked, and jay pointed back inside.
"k, i'll be back" he said, before walking back into the room, where
the stick was inches from Seymours head.
"hmm" Phil thought, "i didn't know you played the trombone!" he said
to seymour.
"I don't! get this thing off me!!!" Seymour yelled, trying to push
the psiren back.
Phil walked briskly up to him, picked up the psiren, and squeezed.
Then he remembered why he had come back inside, and tossed it over
his shoulder. Unluckily for the psiren, Phil was drunk before it
became thursday, and thus didn't know it. He had thrown the psiren
high into the air, through the ceiling, and into the lower
atmosphere, where it hung.
"how dare you leave me!" Seymour shouted at phil, who was running
off to the toilet.
"come back here when i'm disciplining you!" Seymour yelled after
him, forgetting completely that phil had just saved his life.
<tag! guys on the planet with me, we need a hiding place, anywhere
will do!>