Steev....thoroughly confused, and dragged through a hedge backwards

Steev
Burger Tzar's floor,
My watch turned into a small inflatable Arsenio Hall and ran off,
strangely...
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"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the
engineer as the burning hot acid bubbled all over his face...he would soon
be dead. No longer to see space, and the many wonderful things in it.
But that was some other engineer. Our hero Steev was somewhat less
dramatically splayed out across the floor of the Burger Tzar, with an
executive-looking fellow sitting on top of him. He was about to open his
mouth when the man got in first....
"GOOD MORNING NEWSHOUNDS! Are we cooking with brandy-sweetened gas? You
bet."
Steev was thoroughly confused.
"Now now then team, how about I run some ideas across your news highway, see
if they get knocked down...Steevennnn, I wished to dialogue with you for a
second on correct mode of dress. This is totally inappropriate for a
vengeful news-warrior like yourself!"
Steev thought for a bit. Looks like he wasn't cured then. For this was
none other than Gus Hedges, senior executive of Globelink news, and he was
sounding like he was going to invite Steev for a game of squash. He started
to panic until.....
A guitar sliced through Gus's head. The exec fell to the side. Steev got
up, ready to thank his saviour....
When he was greeted by a lanky youth, about 19, with a guitar in one hand,
and a Smiths poster in the other. His hair had a quiff, and he was wearing
a Morrissey T-shirt.
"Let me guess, Raymond Marks?" inquired Steev.
"Yeh..." Raymond looked at his feet for a minute.
Then looked up...
"Me, Norman and Twinky are going flytrapping, d'you want to come?"
For lack of something better to do, Steev was about to agree...then he
remembered just what flytrapping was, and fled screaming...
straight into a man with a Super Soaker. Steev tried to back off, when he
was hit square between the eyes with some green goo. Steev collapsed...
And woke up in his quarters.
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