Quarantine

This could prove to be a problem...........that was the only thing Jay could think of, after finding himself in the quarantine deck with only 'minimal leisure activites'
He paused on this thought, and raised an eyebrow, he darted across the room and opened the cupboard
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGHH"
he let out a scream that could proabably be heard from the drive room. "Minimal leisure activities, MINIMAL!! kind of an understatement! NO booze and No porn!!, just this goddam copy of Kevin Keegans its a funny old game and a video disc of Eldorado!" This was going to be a long 3 months, especially has he had to spend it sober!.
He remembered the hole in the ship wall, and the Lemmings that had supposedly been attacking the flight deck crew, so he asked the computer who explained the situaytion with the virus and the ship-eating rocks. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiight" Jay said to the computer "That explains why the captain just went running past the window in a straight jacket. He decided he had two options, stay here and stay unaffectedby the virus, or escape to go and gt drunk in parrots, considering that being healthy came second to being drunk he decided to escape...............
 
 
What is the name of the computer anyway?