Re: *ACTION* YA-HAAARRRR!!!!

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"It's always bloody something isn't it!" Alota said as Jay and Phil
leapt to
their feet to try and rescue the girl from the pirate's lecherous
advances.
"What do you mean?" Tara aksed
"Well....every time we go for a drink with Jay and Phil SOMEONE
always starts a fight....
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Smith (once again) broke it off with Kara and lept to his feet (to
duck out of a swords path). Muttering explicatives and miscellaneous
rude remarks about Parrotts' management, the insufferable hologram
reached into his pocket and pulled out his trusty TB control box.
The pirate laughed a rusty laugh indicating either drunkedness or
laryngitis.
"Arr! Lets see yer best matie!"
Smith nonchalantly entered the appropriate sequence of commands
necessary to summon the
T.I.N.Y.B.U.G.G.E.R.S.I.B.U.I.L.T.A.W.H.I.L.E.A.G.O to him.
"Lets see whos laughing once I even the odds you ruffian!"
A look of horror crossed his face as he realized that over ninety
percent of the TBs were engaged in an unspecified activity they had
given top priority.
"Erm...well they'll be slightly evened anyhow..."
The hapless pirate caught Smith's anxious gaze and spun around, just
in time to see the first TB scurry around the door...
<OOC: Tag anybody (maybe Nightcrawler he seems to be quite friendly
with the TBs?)