Re: YA-HAAARRRR!!!!

where: umm... random corridor number 3?
when: after pirates break in
who: why, Jack of course :)
"arrr, gimme all yer jewels!" Generic pirate number 5 said as he
eyed up the lack of jewelry on Jack.
"umm... ok, gimme yer money!!" he corrected.
Jack stood there, facing the other way, he turned and stared him in
the eye. Both men had completely straight faces, the pirate had a
small pistol in one hand, and a rusty sword in the other, classic
pirate style. Jack was stood straight, he took his hands out of his
pockets. He leant his head left then right, an abnormally loud
crack could be heard, echoing through the ship. He smiled.
The next sequence of events could only be described as happening
very quickly, anyone watching would see the pirate vanish, and Jack
stood in his place, but to the well trained eye, in that split
second Jack had drawn his sword, and lunged at the pirate, who, only
having one eye, had no depth perception, and thus didn't know how
far away Jack really was, not responding quickly enough to Jacks
movements.
At Jacks feet, sat many small chunks of pirate, and an eye patch.
Jack returned his hands to his pockets, and kicked a chunk of the
pirate at a wall. "damn" he said " why can't i ever find anyone
good to fight!?" He left the corridor, and ombled off in a random
direction.
<tag! if anyone needs help, feel free to get me to join in, i could
use a good fight!>