Can't ... stop ... the ... music

If anyone is confused, any posts that look like this and say from
Dave Innes, this is posts about Stewie McKenzie.
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###################################################################Myself/Tap Dancing Blancmange
Lounge Room, My Quarters.
I .. can't ... stop .. the ... Music ... I can't seem to stop dancing
with this blancmange. Oh no the music's changing! It's the quick-step!
Oh this is fabulous! Here I am as sick as a dog, beginning to smell and
doing a quick step with a giant blancmange to the tune In the Mood.
I don't know how on earth the other crew are getting on with the ha-
llucinations. Then suddenley I had it! A spoon! I would eat the blancmange
out of existance! Yes! I yanked myself free from the dancing dessert and
hurried into the kitchen to get a mixing spoon. I licked my lips and raced
into the lounge room - unfortunately the blancmange advanced on me from the
behind by surprise. The song changed into a late 20th Century piece, circa
1997-1998. Stewie wasn't interested in Classical Music so he had no knowl-
edge of the song. However this made the Blancmange do really tacky .. um
whatchamacallems .. disco dancing I think it was called. Anyhoo, it did that
and allowed me to advance on it and take a bite -
[PPPEEEWWW YYYYUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!]
It tasted awful - and I found out why. I had been dancing to a bag of cow
manure and Radio 4 was playing "Mixes of Music" from the past centuries. Oh
it was awful. However I had noticed something - it was when I pushed the
spoon into the 'blancmange' it swirled into the cow manure bag with cow man-
ure in it. Maybe this might reveal something ...
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NRPG Would anyone like to do anything with this "finding out"? By all means do
so - knock your heart out.
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RPG
Anyway I thought that a drop of fresh air could help. So I stepped out ..Myself
Balcony facing Promenade
I stepped onto the balcony and had a look at the scenario - Phil FeBuggure
wailing in pain with a fork pertruding from his hand. It is noticable that
his 'H' has gone. See Commander Niples with Penny Lloyd or maybe it's a
hat stand with a bra on. Then I see Major Harris screaming out "Die Charlie!"
and a giant video of "Ground Force" is chasing him. Then finally see Owen
Numan chasing a 10 ft Chook with a rather amusing hat. I turn around to see ..
a Pink Tree with felt eyes, a revolving tube of glue, a giant potato smoking
a cigar and reading The Times and a giant cravat singing It's raining
in my heart over and over again.
"Hello," I stutter, "Would you like a cuppa?"Christine McKenzie
Outside the Medi-Sector
Christine walked to the Medi - bay. It wasn't a pleasant sight. All these poor
souls day and night screaming
"THE GRAPEFRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She sees Dr. Keto.
"Dr. Keto, hello, my husband is very ill. I overheard you have a new ... sigh .
.. ointment. Do you have anything that I can use for him temporalily."
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Sorry to bother you Dr. Keto, but could you just say a little thing.
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Myself, Giant Potato, Pink Tree, Revolving Glue Singing CravatOn Balcony, with view of the Blue Dwarf Promenade
"No!" said the Potato, dropping The Times. It had a voice like an Italian
American gangster from 1930s. "We wanna you!"
"Yeah," said the Pink Tree, with more of a "The Fonz" voice, "Dez anadder Pink
Tree which we wanna dead! Alsa we wanna your shop for headdaquarters!"
I groaned, "All of you weird looking things want my shop as a H.Q.! What is with
this? Can't you use McDonald's or Parrots Bar 2001?"
"No Old Bean," the revolving glue said, while putting on a bowler hat and a deta-
chable moustache. You can guess what sorta voice he had.
"We want to use your Department Store as our Headquarters to 'blight the Gerry!"
"Aha .." I said faintly, "Well I'm not killing anyone!"
"We diddnah want ya to! Our cravat over there is gonna do da killing! You're
gonna do da "shush da oddas!"
"The Cravat?" I asked disbelievingly, "All it does is sings!"
Then the Cravat poked out a gun, singing,
"I've got a License to Kill .. And you know I'm going straight for your
heart .. Ooh!"
Now this was getting out of hand. I started hurrying into my quarters when the
glue and the tree held me, while the cravat sung,
"Stop! In the name of Loooovvee. Before you break my heart ..."
I looked at it.
"You're just a singer, I mean you've no easy movability skills. Why did that
potato choose you in this gang?"
"Coz he likes me for me ...."
"Oh, I get the point. So what is your name?"
"Goldfinger! He's the man, the man with the midas touch ..."
I checked the cravat's tag - H R Goldfinger pty. ltd. -
"Y'all gonna get caught. What will happen then?" which the Cravat sings,
"My Heart will go on ..."
"Ah."
"Dat's enuff questions!" the Pink tree said, "Ya better get inside!"
"Yes, chum boy, or the Gerry will get your blighter before you can say
Hoopshacotch!" the glue said. "Go on, march!"
in which the cravat responded with,
"I was Left, left, right, right out of your arms I was left, left, right, right
out of your charms ..."
How I get myself involved with Gangster hallucinations I never know ...Will I escape these hallucinations?
Will Christine get a response from Dr. Keto?
Will the evil Pink Tree kill it's other?
Will 'the Gerry' attack?
Will the Cravat sing a rendition of "Candle in the Wind" without eyebrows?
Is the Potato called "Al" or "Pacino" or "Big Sally"?
Is the Video of "Ground Force" gonna get Harris?
Find out in the next exciting episode of Blue Dwarf
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