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Who:- The crew outside the ship
Where:- outside the ship perhaps?!
 
Part of the Tree was slightly surprised that it could even comprehend the concept of
"amusing"...but then, it had been amongst the crew for over a year now.  There were
plenty of "amusing" moments to learn from.
 
What happened next, was not however an amusing moment. “RUSTLE!!”
the tree rustled as it caught sight of a metal tentacle coming over the edge of
the hull, followed by several more from all sides “RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE!!!”
Dante, realising the tree was trying to tell them something. “Somethings
up” he said, raising his rifle.
Seconds later 6 of the Mech-clones leapt over the edge of the ship,
landed softly in the area surrounding the crew, even though the mechs were
human from the waist up, they clearly didn’t need oxygen.
“AH” said Dante.
 
“EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!” shrieked Seymour, and tried to hide
behind a satellite dish
 
“We’re never gonna beat these guys!” Dante pointed
out helpfully, “I got an idea..follow me!” he leapt into the air,
the low gravity the Blue Dwarf produced meant he literally flew, and landed
several metres away form the clones the rest of the crew followed suit. The
Clones turned and began moving toward the crew. Dante fired off a few rounds to
slow them down “They’re slow” he said “If we can keep
ahead of them they wont catch us!”
“Sounds like a plan!” said one of the security officers who
had joined the party, “Lets moo..SHEEEAAAAA!!” he screamed as a
tentacle ripped through the hull of the ship, and burst through his chest, it tore
him two and tossed him aside, the same tentacle then smashed the visor on
another officers helmet, splattering blood and head fragments all over Seymours
designer ‘Tuxedo-spacesuit’
“OOOH!” he whimpered “I just had this dry-cleaned!”

Three more mechs tore upward through the hull plating, slaughtering several
more crew members in the process.
“MOVE!” Dante yelled, and the crew leapt closer to the edge
of the ship, “KEEP MOVING DON’T LET THEM GET TOO CLO…….smeg”

“SMEG?!” Seymour asked “Smeg is
never good! WHY SMEG?!”
Dnate was looking down over the edge of the ship. “They’re
blocking the hangar-bay doors…”
 
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Meanwhile
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Jay, Jack and Tara were being forced to watch as the crew were
slaughtered by the clones, “Beautiful isn’t it?” the Jay
clone said looking at the monitor “Pure poetry in motion…”
‘Jack’ who, although he had been dragged form the holding
cell, was in fact unconscious, and had been for a few hours, began to come
around.
He looked around, got his bearings and spoke “THAT’S THE REAL
JACK!” he said pointing at the real Jack who several posts before had
replaced the guard.
“What?!” the female Jay clone asked
Jack, responded by punching the clone again, sending him back into unconsciousness.
“Kill him!” said the Jay clone, Jayne, responded by pulling out
handgun and unloading a magazine full of bullets into the unconscious Jack’s
body.
“Now kill them…” Jay said, pointing at Jay and Tara,
Jack responded by slicing the barrel of her gun in two with his sword.
“Looks like were escaping early!” he said looking at Jay
and Tara
“I like you’re thinking!” Jay replied and launched
himself at his double while Tara attacked Jayne, both
stole weapons and the three of them legged it.
“AFTER THEM!” Jayne shouted at some Jack clones who had
entered the room, who took chase. Jay taking no chances fired a few shots at
the fire extinguishers around the room with his stolen firearm, creating a
smokescreen, allowing them to escape into the ventilation system.
“Thank god for that” said Tara, leaning back against the
wall in the junction point they had taken refuge in after crawling through the
vents for about half an hour, until they were sure they were safe. “Were
finally free!”
“Yeah..” said Jack “But what good will it do, the
minute the crew see Jay or me they’ll open fire, and so will the clones!”
“more importantly” said Jay “We need to figure how to
stop them…”
“If the crew haven’t been able to by now what makes you
think WE will?” Jack said “Theres only three of us!”
“Because WE know something they don’t” said Tara.