Weapon of Mass Destruction

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"That was for leaving me on my own." *Smack* Another hand print on
the other cheek. "That was for making me worry" *Slap* The first
print darkened "That's for being so stupid as to trust that thing
over me." She said indicating The Gun(tm) "And for being so damn
confusing!"
"Hurry Jean! I can't hold them off for much longer!" McJohn shouted
in his midwestern american drawl.
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Who: McJohn and the Keats'
where: Generic Shop
When: After the reunion
"Im... sorry... but i had to try and get it. I didnt want to leave
you but... i had to."
He hugged her again, as if to make sure he hadnt dreamt the last few
minutes. She put up no resistance this time.
"Sorry to butt in on your little love in" He scowled these words at
them, Jean was his lady, even if she didnt know it "But we really
gotta dash guys, or wel be on the recieving end of a foot long steel
tooth!"
They all peered out, the JayBots were cramming towards them, taking
pot shots at the little back room, the front of the shop was
obliterated already. John released his vice grip on Amber, and
stepped forwards, picking The Gun up from the floor, who complained
and started to charge up to electrocute Keats. He galred at it and
the hum of energy died down.
"Right... i got an idea,tho, its use was banned early in the 21st
century by the UN, who claimed it was an unfair weapon to be used on
the battle field. So, im going to have to ask you people to turn
about and cover your eyes, the mere sight of this can turn a normal
sane human into a demon, raging and frothing at the mouth"
"You dont mean...." Amber started.
"Yes, i am of course talking about the Windows paperclip...."
"GOOD GOD MAN! are you insane! Youl kill us all!" McJohn fell
backwards as he gasped.
"Its a risk im willing to take... look away people, and on my mark,
we run for the freight elevator across the promenade, its not to far,
il keep it powered up until we get in, hopefully it will distract
them long enough for us to make it. McJohn, dont fire your gun, it
could pull them out of the horror"
"Agreed"
"Well, turn away, im gonna do it. Gun, increase power to the
holographic projector, i want a full 15ft of it, full dimensions,
possibly saying something along the lines of 'I see your trying to
maim and kill the crew of this ship...', no screw ups, or youl be as
dead as i"
The gun thougth about this for a moment, no matter how much it
enjoyed the idea of injuring Keats, it couldnt risk its own neck
doing so.
"5...." Keats flipped his sunglasses on.
"4...." McJohn coverd his eyes.
"3...." Amber got ready to run.
"2...." The JayBots looked at them, and wonderd why they had stopped
firing.
"1...." Johns Finger closed on the trigger.
A 15ft fully animated version of it appeared right in the middle of
the JayBots. The carnage was almost inhuman. The nearest one tried to
back away, and tripped over another who flinched at its presence. In
falling, it spread out its arms, tearing down part of the upper level
as well as knocking another off its feet.
"RUN!!" They wasted not time, and darted hastily through the JayBots,
keeping there eyes fixed firmly down. It was horrible. They closed on
the elevator, luckily, it was open, probably used by the JayBots to
actually get up here. As they ran, McJohn Tripped up, AMber had made
it to the elevator already, her GELF reflexes allowing her to easily
outstrip the two 'norms'. John grabbed McJohns arm with his injured
left hand, the pain was unbearable. Thats when McJohn looked up..
"ARGHHHHHHHH! good god... its hideous... ahahahaaa!!"
Keats dragged him into the elevator and closed the doors as the
JayBots started to recover.
"I think hes wounded... his psyche will never recover from this
punishment"
"Hes strong, hel survive" John lent down and slapped McJohn around
the face.
"il get us moving" Amber said, whilst hitting the closest button. The
elevator whirred into life, and headed up.
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this is one of 3 things i have to show from 2 years doing german, its
means 'My Friend' in
german. Pretty good nicht?