Why a midget should never be exposed to a love potion

Who : Phil , MP and Rufus
Where : The Brig
When : 2 days after the love gas was realeased
 
"Dad...i've tried to find mom and it's no good.."
 
Phil was just paching up and dwon the cell, his face controtred in agony...meanwhile MP was busy gluggling through a bucket of ice water...which he was in...head first.
 
"It's that bloody gas...everyone feeling...fruity...it's just NOT right..."
 
"Well dad you not explained why you and mini-dad over there are in this cell?"
 
"It's simple son...our triple helix GELF DNA ...sorry didnt mean to shout...has well...reacted to it...in a big way..."
 
"What do you mean?"
 
Phil paused. Yes Rufus was his son, but should he tell him that the gas had made him feel like MP when he got him that subscription to "Goat Lovers" montly and that it was about 2 hours before thursday and that if if didnt do SOMETHING ABOUUT THIS VERY SOON HE WOULD BE IN TROUBLE...
 
"Look...just get you mum to come here for...oooh a couple of hours...and make it sharpish.."
 
"but..."
 
"GOOOOOOOOOO NOWWWWWWWW!"
 
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