Birthday Suit. (contains nudity and strong language!)

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Dante flooded back to life, blasting Plebe's and wraiths
with ease, and battle cries of
"EAT THAT YA PANSIE!!" and other such comedic phrases...
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"What is it with Alien's and blowing shit up?" Jay asked as Dante blew
seven shades of shit out of anything that moved, then shrugged his
shoulders at a loss for an answer and launched a few fireballs at the
Plebe wraiths.
"WOULD....."
"PEOPLE...."
"STOP......"
"USING....."
"ME........"
"AS........"
"A........."
"WEAPON!!!!" Dean yelled as his head was tossed by Phil towards his evil
counterpart, and back again, and again, and again, using their special
Moon-induced powers, which meant Dean was being thrown at
several-thousand miles per second
"THAT'S IT!" Dean screamed, and as Phil caught his detached skull sunk
his teeth into his fingers.
"YEWOCH!" Phil cried "What the hell did you do that that for?!"
"Oh relax its fucking Thursday!"
"Yes, but now I'm bleeding..BLEEDING?!..smeg.." Phil took one glance at
his blood soaked digit and fainted.
"JAY!" Alota yelled "Head up!" as she scooped Deans head form the ground
and launched him into the air toward her flying husband, Jay caught
Dean's head and held him so that he was looking at him. "You're gonna
wish I had respect for you...." Jay said
"Why?" Dean asked "Whaddya mean?"
Jay smirked, and touched Deans hair, setting it alight.
"YOU ASSHOLE!" Thomas yelled "You know how much I spent on this
haircut?!"
"TOO MUCH!" Jay yelled as he threw Dean at Evil-Phil, knocking him from
his horse.
Evil-Phil was aflame, writhing in agony on the ground. The Plebe's
surrounded him and began stomping on him.
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!" Evil-Phil cried with each impact of a
heavily armoured Pleb foot. The Plebe's eventually backed away,
revealing an extinguished Evil Phil, stark bollock naked, his clothing
burned away, his hands covering 'Little Phil, not however, so little
that Tara didn't raise an eyebrow, wondering how Phil's exact double
could be so much more endowed.
Evil-Phil stood, and pointed at Phil, releasing his grip on his
testicles.
"You've won this one FeBuggure, I would have gotten away with it this
time, if it weren't from you meddling kids!"
With that one of the flying dragon-wraiths swooped from the sky,
grabbing Evil-Phil by the shoulder's lifting him into the sky and
carrying him off into the distance. "YOUR DESTINY WILL BE MINE!!!!" he
yelled as he disappeared.
"Yeah bollocks" said Phil.
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