One of Severns more important roles

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Callum punched the Scanner Alert onto the main screen. It was a
derrilect. Callum studied the viewer for a moment. The vessel was
Space Corps Reg. with laser damage to it engines and power systems.
No life sopport either, it had been atacked.
He hit the alarm, "Purple Alert".
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Instead of the loud buzz of alarms bells that Callum had expected, a
small screen flipped out next to the alarm socket.
'Please wait... thankyou.... Please wait... Thankyou....'
He hit it.
'Stupid Ship!'
Severn was down his room, more commonly known as Hold 23.
He was summing up botht the ladies in his life, Petal Horseflower,
and That new one, Aurora...
A small screen flipped up.
'Alarm... Alarm... please activate the Alarm Joseph...' crawled
across the screen.
'Im sure theres a law against this somewhere' He groaned.
Sighing, he rolled up his sleaves, pulled up the seat he was sitting
on, licked both his index fingers, and touched two wires.
'ALERT ALERT!!! WILL ALL CREW PLEASE ATTTEND BATTLE STATIONS!! THIS
IS A PURPLE ALERT!!!'
Severn lay back and fell unconcious after muttering;
'I really should get a new job...'
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