RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Getting in touch with your inner psychopath
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"Me and Sandoval just wired this whole place with about four dozen
demolition charges and set the timer. Unless y'all want to end up as
pancakes, I'd hoof it out of here."
"Makes sense," said Jack.
"No objection here," muttered Dante.
"Right," said McJohn, "LEG IT!!"
They all tore off out the door towards the exit as fast as they could go,
gratuitously blowing up more of the castle decor and occupants on the way.
They raced down another corridor as McJohn checked his watch.
"Three minutes ten!"
At that point, they found themselves facing a giant armoured mutant alien
killing machine, sort of the like a polymorph, except bigger and nastier.
"Uh oh." whispered Elian.
"No smeg." said Jack.
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Dante stepped forward and cocked his rifle. You guys leg it I want this
one. Just tell me how long have I got.
Two Minutes Thirty Five Seconds, You sure you want to do this? Replied
McJohn. And make sure some one kills that emohawk cos I really could do
with all the courage I can muster, and at the mo I am running on fumes and
Phils prep talk.
Will do buddy. Shouted back Jack as ushered everyone a different route
out.
Dante leapt into the air vanished and landed on the head of the shinny
beast. Yippy Ki Yay Mother F**KA
To Be Continued
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