Legless and Gimmie

ooc :Warning : This post has an over use of CAPS, or as I'm now calling it... "The Brian Blessed Key"
 
 Keats looked down just in time to see Dante re-materialise and land on the tail of a second beast. "Smeg, now what?" Moaned Keats.
 
For some reason , best know to their selves, Jay and Phil had for some reason taken a short break.
 
Jay was lighting Phil's cigar and Phil was amusing himself by throwing anything he could get his hands on at MP.
 
"Er...Darling" said both Alota and Tara in unision.
 
"Yes dear," replied both Phil and Jay, again in unision and both by a strange bit of coencidence thinking "ohshitiminforitnow"
 
"If you dont get back to work and HELP US BEEAT THESE THINGS THEN YOU'LL BE BEATEN BLACK AND BLUE..."
 
Jay thought "SHIT!", Phil, who been hanging around MP more then was good for him simply thought "Hmmmm, I'm in for a treat tonight!", to which Tara, in a very acurate display of reading Phils body language, just gave him "THE LOOK!"
 
"PHIL DO SOMETHING NOW!"  She said and pointed towards Dante.
 
"Okey...shshsh...the work i have to do round here anyone would think i'm in charge of protecting you lot or something...."
 
So Phil grabbed the nearest thing he could lay his hands on and threw it towards Dante.
 
However two things should be noted at this point.
 
1 - It was a Thursday, but Phil had forgoten, and so threw harded then he intended.
2 - The nearest object was MP.
 
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