RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] **Action** \"Making an Escape route pt1\"

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“Jay…I am
you father!” Cerebrum said more forcefully this time, trying to get his point
across.
“OK OK
Darth, I have to admit it’s hard to disprove based on this” he waved the folder
Keto had given him. “But you have got to be joking if you think I’m changing my
name, career, feelings for you or calling you ‘Pops’”
“Well at
least stop calling me ‘Cerebrum’ or ‘Doc’ were family!”
“Ok..how
about Dickhead?”
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It was at
this point a communication came through from Alota.
“Jay,
quickly, you need to fly an engineering team out to stanchion 4!”
“What?
Why?” Jay asked, not really sure what was going on
“Its been
torn away, it needs to be fixed otherwise were not gonna gather enough fuel to
get away from this place!”
“Can’t someone
else do it?”
“WHAT?!”
“Well I
mean why me?! There’s gotta be someone else!”
“Because flyboy
you’re the best pilot we have! You’re probably the only one who can keep a
midget moving in sync with the dwarf while its being buffeted around while we
escape!”
“Sorry
Alota…kinda got a lot on my mind right now”
“Like
what?”
“Well….betcha
didn’t know you’re a proud member of the Cerebrum family….”
“Oh dear lord
Jay what now?” she sighed, yet another of Jay’s crazy notions was sure to
reveal itself shortly.
“See…I
always assumed my piloting was a genetic thing, passed down from generations of
Chrysler pilots, my great great great great great great great Grandfather was
the unnamed ‘stand in’ pilot for the Wright brothers, his son flew in World War
one, his nephew was the first man to fly the pacific, we’ve been heroes in all three
World wars, for piloting fighters, and my Great great great great great
grandfather was supposed to be the pilot for the first moon landing, til he
found out there was no aliens….”
“What are
you talking about Jay?” Alota said “If anything you’re just proving my point!”
“Well, how
can I be a great pilot when I don’t take after ANY of them!” Cerebrum was
nodding with an enormous grin on his face as Jay said this.
“Are you
saying you’re not a Chrysler?”
“YES!
Now..tell me about your mother…”
 
 
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-----Original
Message-----From: david mcquillan
[mailto:canary2k@...]Sent: 24 December 2003 23:55To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf]
**Action** "Making an Escape route pt1"
 
Who: CanazzaWhere: The RamScoop of all placesCanazza exited the airlock in his environment suit, strapped the tether around the handrail and began to inspect the first Scoop Stanchion.Luckilly for Canazza they weren't moving, and he didn't really need the environment suit on, since they were in atmosphere, but frankly, Canazza wisely reasoned, anything can happen on this ship.The platform he was on went on the whole length of the arm. He looked down,
the sky scrapers below were moving slightly, the dwarf appeared to be drifing slightly."well, I'd expect that..." he thought, "Nothing wrong with
that... There's nothing wrong at all"There was a small jolt, "Smeg... what was that?" Canazza's heart
was racing, he began to hyperventilate, "Okay, calm calm calm, nothing wrong, that
was just the stabilisers kicking in, probably just adjusting for drift..."He looked down again, the skyscrapers seemed to be closerHorror Gripped Canazza, they were going down, and they were going faster. All of a sudden the Scoop arm he was on was meters away from a building, He
ducked down and prayed.There was a loud crash and the sound of Twisting metal. He looked up,
inches away the platform was gone, as was part of the Arm he was standing on.quickly he detached himself and ran into the door.he flicked on the com, "Dave *pant* Canazza to main *puff*
engineering, *gasp* Stanchion 4 has gone, *pant* need engineering team, *Huff* and medic..."he proceeded to pass out._________________________________________________________________Use MSN Messenger to send music and pics to your friends http://www.msn.co.uk/messengerJMC's 
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