back to REALITY reality not just reality.

> Dante, Seymour, Emma, Kara and Dean looked down from the top of
the
> rooftop. Their view wasn't as fantastic, just a boring drop to
> certain death, and an overflowing wheelie bin at the bottom.
> "Is everyone sure they want to do this?"
> "Yeah, I'd rather die than live as a tramp!" said Seymour.
> "I'd rather die than be 3 foot tall!" Said Dante.
> "I'd rather die than be a hairy freak!" Emma said.
> "Lifes not worth living if I'll never be able to shoot anything
> again." Said Kara.
> "I'll never be able to have sex !" Cried Dean.
> "Ahh shuttup, you never get it anyway."
>
> "Okay, we all jump on 3. Ready? 1… 2…. "
>
>
> **Back in Real reality**
> Amber, Johnny and the 2 policemen watched as they all jumped off
the
> building and floated in the low gravity.
>
(sorry it's a bit short.)
Amber just said two words,''Oh smeg''
*In The Hallucination.*
The five of them all had their eyes closed ready for their deaths.
Dean opened his eyes to find himself floating slowly down along with
everyone else.''What the smeg is going on?''The others opened their
eyes too. ''This is...wierd''Said Kara
''I didn't realize we were on a planet with low gravity.'' Said
Dante.
''We're not we're on Earth, I think.''Said Seymour.
''Wait a minute. What game were you guys in?''Asked Emma.
''Why?''asked Dean,
''just tell me,''
''Blue Dwarf.''
''We're not here.''
''What?'' said the others.
''I don't know what happened but me and Kara both thought we were on
Blue Dwarf and so did you guys. It must have been true. What's the
last thing you all remember?''
All of them replied with the same answer ''The Squid''
''Of course, a dispair squid none of this is real and now we're all
falling, slowly to our deaths.''
''Who the smeg's idea was this?'' Shouted Dante.
Suddenly a voice came from nowhere.
''I got them!'' All of them screamed.
Slowly one by one they drifted back to reality. They were all in a
net of some sort and they were being taken up in to a ship piloted
by johnny. They all sighed with relief except for Kara who laughed
insanely screaming ''I can shoot a gun again!''
(Tag)