*Actionette* "Hallucinations in the Demon"

**Actionette**
OOC- Heres a bit of a compilation to try and make sense of things
for the people hallucinating.
Who- Amber, Johnny, Seymour, Emma, Dean, Kara
Where- The Demon
Amber and Johnny flew the Aeron ship away from the water and back
towards the city. The crewmembers they had just rescued were all in
the back hallucinating from the despair squid.
Noises could be heard coming from the back of the fighter.
"What are they doing back there?" Johnny asked.
"I dunno" Said Amber, "it sounds like they're walking into the
walls! We better get them back to medibay before they injure
themselves."
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Who- Dante
Where- Phoenix
<snip>
Dante turned the phoenix round and began to escort the Aeron ship
containing Amber and co. back to the dwarf.
Dante's right hand suddenly and uncontrollable made a grab for the
controls and sent the phoenix into an uncontrollable spin.
"What the smeg are you doing?" Dante made a grab with his left hand
and fought manically against his alter ego to regain control.
Neither Dante nor his alter ego could have stopped the phoenix from
colliding with the squid, which had just reared its ugly behind out
of the water right in front of them. Dante was thrown through the
front window, which is no mean feat considering the window can take
the pressure of space and all that.
<end snip>
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*Back on the Demon*
Amber and Johnny saw the Phoenix fall towards the Squid.
"Uh oh, Jays not going to be happy…" Said Amber as she saw it
collide with the monsters flesh.
From far away, Dante's bulky form was seem flying out of the
Phoenix's window and into the water where he floated awkwardly.
Amber steered left and dived the demon down towards the massive
squid.
Ducking and diving under the squids massive tentacles, Amber managed
to get close enough for Johnny to lean out of a hatch and try to
scoop Dante up.
"He's too heavy!" He panted, trying to pull Dante's muscular build
out of the water. In the end he had to use the industrial winch on
the back and put Dante in the back of the Demon with the rest of the
hallucinating crew.
Johnny lassoed the Phoenix with the winch next, and Amber thrusted
away, towing the limp Phoenix behind them like dragging a legless
dog on a lead.
The mother squid lashed out and caught the Phoenix between two
tentacles before it made its getaway.
The Demon lurched to a stop.
"We're snagged!" Said Amber.
Johnny turned the Demon around and fired the first weapon he found
at the squid. The squid took a full blast of the deridgidizer ray.
Nothing happened.
"Whats that supposed to do you goon?!" Said Amber "Squids don't have
any bones, they're all floppy anyway!"
"Oh yeah…."
He fired again, but this time at the tethered Phoenix, which melted
away and became squidgey in the squids grip. Amber put her foot down
and the Phoenix slipped out of the squids grip.
**Meanwhile, in the hallucination**
Who-Dean, Seymour, Kara, Emma, Dante
Where- Some imaginary place outside the hospital
<hallucination snip>
A Dwarf, a rich git and a hobo were walking along the street and
were spotted by Kara. "Are they in costume or something. Hey that
guy's loaded! Maybe he'll by me a gun. A really big gun."
"Yeah right.....Oh my god. Are they the Smeg heads from Blue Dwarf?
Seymour's a Hobo?"
Dean had realized they were being watched by two rather crazy
looking women. "Hey aren't they the girls from the game?"
<end Hallucination snip>
Kara pointed and laughed at Seymour who was wearing the worst
clothes anyone had ever seen. A rat fell out of his pocket choking.
"Oi quiet smeghead!" Said Seymour, and suddenly remembered
himself. "Oh my god, I just used the word `smeghead'…. I never use
the word smeghead, I'm far too good for crude words like that, oh
bollocks oh bollocks! There I go again, I meant erm… fiddlesticks!"
He fell to his knees and burst into tears. "What have I become!!!"
On his knees, he was now the same size of Dante, who laughed at the
pathetic Seymour. "Oi shuttup midget!" Said Seymour and pushed him.
Dante fell over as easy as a child.
Everyone gasped, they knew you shouldn't mess with Dante…
He got up and flexed his muscles… which impressively was none, and
pushed Seymour back. Or at least tried and failed.
Dante started sulking too. "I'm small and puny… I cant even beat up
a tramp who thinks he's a Royal Ambassador!"
Kara turned to Dean, who out of everyone definitely looked the
better off. He stroked back his perfectly conditioned hair and
checked the time on his unique specially-make gold Rolex watch which
was so posh that it didn't need any special functions to sell
itself, it in fact was so simple that it didn't even have the
facility to tell the time. He brushed down his tailor made expensive
suit made from space age materials that cleaned itself, deodorised,
and even reduced cholesterol and the risk of cancer to its wearer.
"So how about buying me a gun?" kara asked.
"Only one problem…." Dean said looking down at Karas hands. "You
have no fingers, how can you pull a gun trigger?"
Kara looked at her stumpy hands in despair, both
fingerless. "Noooooooooo!!!!" She cried.
"Not as bad as me!" Emma squealed. "I've just realised I've got a
hairy back…. And a hairy chest… eeeew- I'm a freak, my passport say
I used to work as a bearded lady at a circus, until I started
shaving 3 times a day! I can't go on living like this!"
Dean looked very smug as everyone else cried. "I'm doing pretty
well!" He said out loud.
"Jammy bugger!" Said Seymour. "I mean, erm… person. But money can't
buy happiness!" Seymour said through weeping.
"Oh but it can buy lots things that make you happy…." Dean said
waving his money at some attractive girls across the road who gave
him a smile and a wink.
"Just off for a slash…" He disappeared into a public toilet and
returned a minute later as white as a ghost.
"Kill me. Kill me now!"
"Whats wrong? Someones not flushed? that always annoys me." Said
Seymour.
"No… no… nevermind." Dean said embarrassed.
"Oh come on, tell us!" Said Emma scratching her stubbly chin and
back.
"Well… I …I don't have…" He mumbled.
"You don't have a what?" Kara shouted.
"Shhhhh!" Dean looked around as everyone on the street stared at
them.
**Back in REAL reality**
In the Demon
The Demon flew up through the many floating skyscrapers of the city
towing the Phoenix behind it.
A police siren blared behind them, and came up alongside to force
them to pull over and land on the nearest rooftop.
They landed and Amber and Johnny got out.
"Hello Officer Everything okay?" Johnny asked the winged policeman
as he walked up.
"Just a routine check… oh you're from that big blue ship…. Can you
possibly explain to me why you're flying a ship of Aeron design?"
Another police officer took a look in the back of the ship and
helped the other crewmembers out of the ship. They wondered round in
a daze and bumped into each other, each talking as if in their own
little world.
"Are they okay?" Asked the 2nd Aeron police officer.
"Yeah they're just hallucinating…"
"Excuse me?!"
"Oh, no, its not anything dodgy or illegal… erm… there was this
squid…" Amber started to explain.
The hallucinating crewmembers walked up close to the edge of the
floating platform. They looked down to a long drop of more buildings
and hundreds of floating cars zipping past.
**Back in the hallucination**
Dante, Seymour, Emma, Kara and Dean looked down from the top of the
rooftop. Their view wasn't as fantastic, just a boring drop to
certain death, and an overflowing wheelie bin at the bottom.
"Is everyone sure they want to do this?"
"Yeah, I'd rather die than live as a tramp!" said Seymour.
"I'd rather die than be 3 foot tall!" Said Dante.
"I'd rather die than be a hairy freak!" Emma said.
"Lifes not worth living if I'll never be able to shoot anything
again." Said Kara.
"I'll never be able to have sex !" Cried Dean.
"Ahh shuttup, you never get it anyway."
"Okay, we all jump on 3. Ready? 1… 2…. "
**Back in Real reality**
Amber, Johnny and the 2 policemen watched as they all jumped off the
building and floated in the low gravity.
<tag, anyone want to continue?>