Hang-Up Comedy

Who: Keto, Satan Phil
Where: Random Corridor #4782
When: Wednesday, 7:24pm (hah!)
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<<SNIP>>
> "HOWEVER I AM BORED...YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED
> TO ENTERAIN ME MORTAL..."
>
> *gulp*
>
> "Now...show me something funny!"
<<END SNIP>>
Keto tried desperately to ignore the feeling of ice trickling down
his spine by consciously informing himself that it was merely mind-
numbing terror. Then he realised that wasn't much of an improvement,
and started to think very, very quickly.
"Uh...eh...did you hear the one about the two cannibals eating the
clown?"
Satan raised a hellish eyebrow.
"One of them turned to the other, umm, and said, uh...does this
taste funny to you?"
Satan raised the other eyebrow...and then raised Keto off the floor
by the scruff of his neck.
"Meep!" managed the hanging doctor.
"DOES THAT *SOUND* FUNNY TO YOU?" bellowed Satan.
"No, no, that was just a warm-up act!" squealed Keto.
"I COME FROM THE DEPTHS OF HADES, PATHETIC MORTAL! THE ETERNAL
FIRES OF DAMNATION ARE MY 'WARM-UP ACT'!"
"Well, uh, in that case," struggled Keto, going through his pockets
in panic as he tried to find something to appease the hellish
Phil, "How about, uh...this!"
Satan glared down at the copy of Jay's fake DNA results.
"WHAT IS THIS?"
"It's...Jay Chrysler's...DNA results..." managed Keto, beginning to
pass out from lack of oxygen.
"AND WHY WOULD I FIND THIS FUNNY?" growled Satan.
"Because...he's...Cerebrum's...son..." gasped Keto as everything
began to turn black.
There was a thump, and Keto found himself crumpled on the floor.
Satan had released him and was thumbing quickly through the results.
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OOC: Tag, Satan. You amused by Jay's predicament? ;)