RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: How\'s ya father

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"No. About
half of us were. The other half were inmates in an asylum. Now, from what I can tell, you won't be affilcted by permanently messy hair like most of us Cerebrum's are...""Thank god for that," Jay said."No, baldness comes from the mother's side. You'll be as bald as a cueball before the age of thirty."
 
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Jay felt
like he was going to collapse again. Lose his hair? By the age of thirty?!
He ran his
fingers through his hair, and imagined 7 years time when he blew out his 30th
candle on his cake and glued his toupee back to his scalp and shuddered.
“Ok..so
lets say for a second I believe you…” Jay said “Theres no way in  HELL I’m changing my name to Cerebrum!”
“It still
begins with a ‘C’ what more do you want?”
“An ‘H’ ‘R’
‘Y’ ‘S’ ‘L’ ‘E’ and an ‘R’! besides it took enough persuasion to convince Alota
to change her name to Chrysler when we married let alone to Cerebrum!”
“Well we
can compromise..how about Cerebrum-Chrysler”
“BITE ME!”
“Now now,
is that anyway to talk to the man who helped give you life?”  Cerebrum said gleefully. “Look, I’m
dead! You’re the last of the Cerebrum gene pool and you need to continue the
name and the profession for generations to come!”
“YOU’RE
DEAD!” Jay said perking up “Then it’s settled, you die, the Cerebrum name dies
out I go back to being a Chrysler and we forget this ever happened, everybody
wins!”
“You’re
missing the point, don’t you care that its down to you and Alota now to
continue the Cerebrum family for generations to come?”
“Never
having sex again is a price I’m willing to pay….” Jay said considering how he’d
be regaled a hero.
“Oh come
on, you can’t hate me that much, what have I ever done to you to make you
dislike me?”
“Well
there was the time when you switched my body with Rio Lomaz, or the time you
cloned me 5000 times and I got 5000 $£20 fines for being drunk and disorderly,
or then there was the time when…”
“Yes yes a
few minor points”
“Listen
Doc”
“Dad”
“DOC! I’m
having a hard enough time believing you ever had sex at all, let alone with my
mother” Jay physically shuddered at this thought
“Jay…I am
you father!” Cerebrum said more forcefully this time, trying to get his point
across.
“OK OK
Darth, I have to admit it’s hard to disprove based on this” he waved the folder
Keto had given him. “But you have got to be joking if you think I’m changing my
name, career, feelings for you or calling you ‘Pops’”
“Well at
least stop calling me ‘Cerebrum’ or ‘Doc’ were family!”
“Ok..how
about Dickhead?”
 
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-----Original
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[mailto:bnettleship03@...]Sent: 15 December 2003 20:14To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re:
How's ya father
 
> It was about this point Jay collapsed.When Jay awoke, Cerebrum was hovering over him."Man, I just had the most horrible dream," said Jay, as he got to
his feet."My son!" cried Cerebrum. Jay collapsed again.When he woke up again, he leapt to his feet. "Wait a minute," he shouted. "How could you be my father? I know my father, and he isn't you.""You mean you know the man who you think is your father,"
corrected Cerebrum. "It was many years ago, when I was a young student in medical school. There was a party, your mother and I were both present, our eyes met...""Are you saying you seduced my mother?" demandfed Jay."No. We both got drunk and wound up in bed together," replied Cerebrum."Ah-ha!" cried Jay. "I got you now. My mother doesn't
drink.""Why do you think she quit?" explained Cerebrum."Doh. You got me there.""Now, now that we know you're a Cerebrum, you'll have to change your last name. Also, my son, I want you to get out of this piloting business. All Cerebrum's in history of our proud family have been involved with the psychiatric business," stated Cerebrum, drumming his fingers together."Every one of you has been a psychiatrist?""No. About half of us were. The other half were inmates in an asylum. Now, from what I can tell, you won't be affilcted by permanently messy hair like most of us Cerebrum's are...""Thank god for that," Jay said."No, baldness comes from the mother's side. You'll be as bald as a cueball before the age of thirty.""GAH!"
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