Now ahm not some fancy big city lawyer...

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Jay looked up, to see her dashing through the door, he recoiled from
the view and began his gibbering even more. Wildflower ran down to
Chem Lab 4c, and poured the ointment over the door, which began to
melt.
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Keats and Jack were out of breath and doubled over. Luckily, The
Jacks had ceased their attack and only a third of them seemed to be
paying attention to them.
'W-ell, ah aint a fancy big city loi-ah, but ah know when were beat!'
Jack and Keats looked at each other.
'Who the hell are you? I dont recall ever being a lawyer!'
The Jack sighed.
'Yeah, i know, i got bored of being a volcanologist, so i watched a
few old TV shows from the turn of the millenia... and a lawyer seemed
like a much better use of my time...'
Keats slumped to the floor and Jack sighed.
'So... wheres Horseflower got to? shouldnt she bee here by now...'
There was movement from above, then a stumbling sound exactly like
someone tripping over some scrap metal, followed by a profanity that
made even Jacks salty mouthed barman wince...
'Hey... that sounds like Severn. HEY JOE!!!'
'Is that you Petal? i brought flowers... they gotta lil squashed
but.. well, you know... so.... you free tonight?'
Jack opened his mouthed to scream, and stopped himself.
Keats opened his mouth to vomit, and couldnt....
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aint posted so felt like aplying some grout/poly filler to the lil
sub story...