Bluefellas part 2

Who: Canazza, Timmy, Efof
Where: Blue Dwarf
When: After snip...
<snip>
>"here is my offer: $£100 in food rations, and you don't speak of this
>to ANYONE, and I mean anyone, and I let you live your life on
>
>your own" He offered the money forwards, "Drop him"
>
>The bouncers dropped Canazza to the floor.
>
>"what will it be," Timmy snapped his left claw shut.
</snip>
Canazza stood there in shock. was Timmy serious?
The demented droid snapped his claw shut a few times.
Yep, he was serious.
Canazza reached out and took the money. Timmy grabbed Canazza's arm with his
free claw.
"remember the deal, no-one is to know about this place, or you might lose
more than you're fingers next time"
Canazza was escorted out of the room by the two bouncers.
"we couldn't talk about this could we?" He tried to bargain with them
They remained silent as they carried him by the armpits towards the lift.
"You could just place me down, no need to be - "
they tossed him face first into the lift. When he stood up his nose was bent
even further out of shape.
"- Rough"
He used the lifts mirrors to readjust his face back to some semblance of
normalicy.
He'd better come up with a good excuse for missing three months of work.
Meanwhile back in the bar...
"You know he'll tell" Rodgers said
"He won't" Timmy stated blankly, "He's far too timid and 'nice' to do that"
"I hope you're right boss"
"I'm always right, now shut up or i'll break your fingers"
"yes boss"
"Even if he does tell, the scanners will never find us, this is one of the
only places on the ship that Holly can't access"
Canazza wandered along the promenade, it was surprisingly empty, the view
out the windows showed the surface of a planet, very close up...
"Holly, where the smeg are we?"
"We're on a planet..."
"No duh, which one"
"Not sure, but there is very low gravity, and it's full of Aerons"
"Oh," canazza looked down out the window, and noticed they weren't on water,
"Hang on, how did we land if we aren't on water?"
"anti-gravity sled"
"Merry christmas, the big blue Santa has landed"
Just then, three winged Aerons burst through one of the windows and
proceeded into Parrotts, only to leave moments later with kegs under each
arm.
"Bloomin heck, they're nicking the booze!" He rushed towards the bar, only
to bash into Efof as he left the lift.
Efof stood up and rubbed his head again
"please, stop that" shuddered a woman in the lift as the doors closed
"What was her problem?" Canazza asked
"I think she has a problem with people scratching their testicles" he
continued to scratch his head
"Oh... okay" Canazza gave Efof the "that's more than i needed to know about
you race" look
"What were we doing again?" Efof asked, just then, the Aerons returned and
flew back into Parrots,
"THE BOOZE!" they chorused, and ran for the bar.
Canazza felt in his pockets for some kind of weapon, he pulled out Timmy's
old Cattle prod, "That'll do nicely" he thought
Efof felt around for something in his overalls, he pulled out a notebook and
pen
"what are you going to do with that?" Canazza asked
"Take names and report them to the authorities..." Efof looked at Canazza
quizically, "Why? will that not work?"
"not a chance"
They entered Parrots just after the Aerons made their third trip to the bar.
Canazza and Efof stood sillouhetted in the door
"HALT EVILDOOERS!" Efof shouted, he turned to Canazza, "I saw this on an
episode of 'Batman'"
"oh boy..."
Efof walked up to one of the masked Aerons and took out his notebook
"Name..." The Aeron stared at him, Efof stared back
"Oh... um, Fitzwilliam, Patrick Fitzwilliam" Efof wrote it down in his
notepad. He walked over to the second
"Name..."
"William Fitzpatrick" the three Aerons gave a chuckle.
"and yours?" he walked over to the final one
"Phil, McCrevace"
"Thank you" Efof turned to leave, "The Aeron authorities shall hear about
this"
He grabbed Canazza and dragged him out
The three Aerons flew off with three more kegs
"We could have alteast made a citizens arrest" Canazza put the cattleprod
back in his trouser pocket.
"No, i'll leave that to the Aeron Authorities" he turned to a console and
punched up the comms. "get me the Aeron Authorities"
Several minutes later, Efof had spoken to a member of the police force down
in the city, who had confirmed that three Aeron thugs liked using those
Aliases when committing crimes, they knew who they were and would aprehend
them post haste.
Canazza just stood there agape. "You Jammy Bastard, you Jammy JAMMY
bastard..."
"now all we do is wait for the call back"
No sooner had he said that than there was a call back.
"Mr Euwankar," said the representative
"yes."
"We have apreh- HIC- aprehended the shushpects" there were party popers
going off in the background, "But we were unable to return the boosh"
the comm switched off, Efof turned to Canazza
"I'm beginning to loose faith in the system"
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