Locked out

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"Jack..."
alotta began. "can your sword cut through the 'Dwarf?" "wha?.." he replied "i wouldn't know, its not something i
generally test my weapons on.." he said, with another worried look on his face, this time he was worried  about the sanity of his commanding officer."why?" he added, in the uneasy silence."oh, no reason..." she finished, her eyes flickered in thought, looking up to the ceiling...
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“I doubt
it…” said Jay
“what
makes you say that?”
“Well the
Dwarf’s designed primarily for Jupiter mining operations, therefore it takes a
lot of punishment with the regular asteroid’s and meteor showers hull plating
is built to withstand nearly anything, even one of Phil’s weekend farts”
“Can’t I
even try?” Jack asked, twirling his sword in one hand, blissfully unaware he’d
given a passing crewmember a shave, she wasn’t impressed.
“Well what
do you suggest oh omniscient husband?” Alota asked, sarcastically.
“How
should I know? I’m a pilot not a locksmith!”
“You seem
to know everything about everything!”
“Only
about navigation, piloting, beer, curry, pool and every song in Dean’s Friday
night ‘body part boogie’ repertoire”
“Body part
boogie?” Tara asked
“You
probably don’t wanna know. but as a nurse I’m sure you’re already well aware of
a man’s ability to play ‘Play that funky music white boy’ * using only his
buttocks”
“Can’t say
that I am..”
It was at
this point Mini Phil dragged Phil and Keats over, an expression on his face
that made it look like he was as pissed off with the two drunken fools as Jay
usually was with him. Jay enjoyed that thought.
“Mini
Phil!” Tara shouted “You saved them from execution!”
“EE?”
Mini-Phil was confused, he’s just wanted to show them both the cloud he’d
spotted shaped like a pair of breasts
“Whass
goin on?” Phil asked “Where are my feet?”
“On the
end of your legs mate” Jay said
“WOW!
How’d they get there?”
“…magic
sweetie…” Tara said, magic explained everything when Phil was drunk.
 
 
<ok its
useless but I had to post SOMETHING! Tag anyone, get us inside the blue one, or
not whatever!>
 
 
-----Original
Message-----From: Andy
[mailto:andyjones85@...]Sent: 23 November 2003 10:54To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.comSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] stepping
into the action
 
"oh my god, i love this sword" said jack, swinging it
around, but as he held it up above his head, in a He-Man style, a taxi flew down too low and got caught on the tip, Jack was too excited about the easiness that it cut through the bottom, the taxi started spurting smoke, and flew off round a corner, the driver probably didn't know what hit him as a large bang could be heard all around, Jack jumped, with a worried look on his face, he turned the sword off and put it in its sheath, and walked off to a restaurant whistling as he went, in the whole 'i didn't do it' stylee.As he got closer, he could hear shouting, he could tell those voices a mile away, the most common sounds on the BD, other than engine sounds... Alotta and Jay.  As he got closer, he heard one sentence before they stopped, possibly in thought, and that sentence, spoken by Alotta was "We need a way to get into the 'Dwarf, weren't there some secret entrances to be used when the ship gets locked down for some reason?!?"Jack walked through the door, they stopped and looked at him, a smile broke across their faces slowly."Jack..." alotta began. "can your sword cut through the
'Dwarf?" "wha?.." he replied "i wouldn't know, its not something i
generally test my weapons on.." he said, with another worried look on his face, this time he was worried  about the sanity of his commanding officer."why?" he added, in the uneasy silence."oh, no reason..." she finished, her eyes flickered in thought, looking up to the ceiling...<ooc, i never thought i'd be able to make a post this long of finding someone and saying 'hi'...><tag>
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