Beer Hunter - Allright, who ordered the Midget...

Phil had started singin a drinkinjg song when Keats had said "home",
he joined in on tired...
Keats staggered upright...
"Eh Phil..."
"Hic!"
"I'll take yaht as *parp* 'escuse me, as a yes...Whhhsy there two of
you....and whys the one by the dddoooor about 3 foot tall?"
"EEEE?"
"Ohshe...i forget about him...Ello little buddy...wannnna kebbab....oh
charming!" slured Phil as MP undid the binding around Phil's feet.
"EEE!!"
"wassss he say?"
"Dunnnoooo....I'm too pishgedddsdsdsdsds...*bluup*"
"I thinks i just workedd d dits out....he's letegeuhffjbfvbfd....i mean
letting ius go..."
"BASTARD...I'm staying here...." Said Phil who started to do the bindings up
again...
"Me and keats are rightssss bastards who desrevd to be punusheddsd..."
"He''s right...we doo...Amother naaan Bread Phiiiiliip?" said Keats who had
found a collection of Naan's and some mango chutney.
"EEE!"
"hihc - The midget says "it's far too perleious hereeeeeee.."
*parp*
"I must face the peril, as an eaertyhh repsentativ...Ketas stop the room
swaying will you..."
"Sure Phil...I too have been a bataaasrrd...I must be ounhihed as well...I
DID show my bottom didnt i?"
"Yesh, you did...God i need a poop right now"
"EEE"
"He says it far too perlious..and you must leave..."
"I bet he's gay."..shouted Phil as MP dragged him off..Obliviuosly to the
fact that Keats had got caught as well and was now being dragged by the same
midget..
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