The Beer Hunter - Quest for the end of this plotline continues

The big door creaked shut to block all but the light given off by a
small blue glow stick.
Keats was all alone....
-- end snip --
**Back "on stage"**
The drinks kept coming. and coming...and coming....
"Bloody hell fire..." remarked one of the bystanders..."I think we're about
to run out sir...if this guy is typical of these Earthers then i think we
better rethink our plans..."
Phil was now swaying...and trying to hold down several pints of various
bevearges..
Unc'le B'garia* thought long and hard...He wasnt going to fail this
challenge easliy...
He saw Phil reach for a wafer-thin mint...then stop..
"Whats the matter?"
"I'm fecking full" he mumered...Well it took him 5 goes but you get what i
mean.
"It's just a wafer-thin mint...what harm can it do..."
So Phil took the mint and eat it..
And then he vomited...EVERYwhere....Everyone nearby was covered...there was
a defeinging silience...followed by the biggest roar the city had ever seen
as everyone stomped and cheeared..Phils face, driping sick slighty, was
been shown everywhere complete with cheesy "i love you" grin.
"SMEG SMEG SMEG" he cried..."it's my best suite...no...no it's
not....huzzaaaahhahhhh"
Unc'le undid Phil and pulled him up...
"Ladies and Gentleman...The enteraiantment is now over...We will begin the
second part, sadly, behind closed doors, but DVD's and Holodisc will be
aviable to buy, after the disection...Thank you.."
As Phil was dragged away he grabbed Knuckles by the shoulder...
"You......noseh whst.??? You gushhhy...are feckiinghghg brilliant....I like
you ush a looootsss...*hic, vomit some more*"
It wasnt long till Phil was taken to the same room as Keats...
"Yaya...there is is my old drinkingngngnn buddy...Jay...Why do you look
like keats?"
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*=Yes his name does keep changing...so sue me :-)