Bugger

Jack looked up to jay, smiled and nodded, he pressed it.The gun began to......
Talk Esperanto...or some weird dilect of it
 
"El soddomy nil buggure"
 
"What?" cried jack
 
"Liberatis totay mei"
 
"Oh fuck now it's talking latin.." said Phil, watching on a small screen
 
"You allright there boyo",  continued the Gun as the startled Marine dropped it.
 
Nipples just started crying..
 
"Why...why do i have be lumbered with people who's idea of a secret weapon is a gun that talks WELSH!"
 
"Jay..I think i know how we can handel this...get us back to my lab ASAP...and someone send a message to MP...It's time for him to finally earn his keep.."
 
*meanwhile , in Phil and Tara's Bed room*
 
"eeeee?"
"Well i knew that didnt I?" said the female marine that MP had just shown that the reason why a few of the feamles on the ship had called him "Tripod"
"EEE?"
"Not again..I'm still sore.."
"EE?"
"NO..I'm not playing squash with you again...anyway I'd better go..oh...there appears to be a message for you from Phil..." she said reading a message that had just popped up on his Phil's message viewer..
"He's says something about "getting you short arse down to his old lab or he'll tell Alota who did you-know-what to her bonsai tree last christmas"
Lt  G'tat would have sworn later that she heard a mini-boom as MP folded space to get to the lab*
 
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* = Not true
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