t minus 3 days - The first test...

Location : Phil's Lab
Time : 11:00 am
 
Donovan shhepishly walked into the lab, disturbing phil who was watching a program about jelly(don't ask).
 
 
Phil looked at the unlucky sod(sorry "brave volenteer") and spoke to him.
 
"Ah Donovon. Congratulations on being the test subject for the time machine, I sure penny will appreciate it."
 
"Eh, yeh, right. What you want me to do?"
 
"Get in that and close the door,"said Phil pointing to what looked like a fridge.
 
"It's a fridge!"
 
"No It's a tempororal re-alingment and transferance device"
 
"Eh?"
 
"It's a time machine and need a test subject. Major Harris volenteered you for the job, so If you don't want to do it, I'll tell him you chickend out and didn't want to be a part of the project to save Penny Lloyd's life. And I'll tell Nipples as well."
 
"That's a bit childish isn't? Threating to tell on me?"
 
"Yep."
 
"Fair enough," and with that Donovon stepped into the fridge(haveing removed a can of beer and some cheese that had somehow got into the blasted thing) and closed the door.
 
Phil walked over to his desk and pressed the comms button.
 
"Atention all hands. This is Phil Febuggure speaking. The test of the time machine is now going to take place. Would you please report any anomly that occur to me ASAP. Thank you."
 
"Saddam, activate the time machine - destination 5 mins from now. Location over there(poitining to a blank spot of the lab) Wait for 1 minute then actvate retrival program."
 
The machine was actvated. It drew power from all over the ship, causing lights to flicker as a heck of a lot of power was channeld into the lab and was used to do something naughty to space and time...
 
** 1 mins Later **
 
The fridge door opened. Donovan stepped out.
 
"You ok?"
 
"But I don't like tango, espically the orange version!"
 
"Eh?"
 
"HIS BODY IS OK, BUT YOU'VE SENT HIS MIND OF SOMEWHERE ELSE. TO HIM IT'S ANOTHER TIME. COULD BE 2 DAYS AGO, COULD BE 5 WEEKS FROM NOW." said Saddam, in a unsually lucid moment.
 
"He'll be allright though, won't he?"
 
"OH YES. SHOULD RIGHT IT SELF IT 24 HOURS."
 
Phil brived a sigh of relif. The first stage was over. He sent Donovon, along with a techgnichain, back to his quarters , just as the Donvan from 5 mins ago popped into view, along with the sound or 1000 people saying "wop". About 1 minute later, along with the sound of 1000 people saying "zang" his dissapeared in a nimbus of light.
 
Stage one complete : The next jump would be to a few weeks ago. Opertaion : Peeny Lloyd was going to happen.
 
Phil once more pressed the comms button on his desk
 
"Attention all hands. This is Phil FeBuggure here. The first test has been completed. Would the following people please report to the main Lab at 11:00 in 2 days time:
Cmmdr Nipples,Major Harris, White Wolf, Efof, Steeeev, Jason Smegg, plus anyone else with a valid contribution to make. Thank you."
 
2 days and counting...