All this for a headache?

"So." said Dean. "You're going to shrink all these guys down and place them inside of me just for a headache?"
"Well..." said Keto, he hadn't told Dean what was causing the headache yet, "yes."
"Isn't that a touch of overkill."
"Well...yes."
"Couldn't I just have some aspirin? Or do we have to go through this rigmarole?"
"Well...yes."
"Do you say anything else?"
"Well...yes. Sorry. Um, right, well, we should probably get started then."
"We probably should, but there's no one here yet!" said Dean, sweeping his arm around the empty expanse of the Phoenix's shuttlebay.
"That's because Jay is giving them the lowdown on what they can and cannot touch on his beloved Phoenix in lecture room 15."
"But he's been doing that all day!" said an exasperated Dean.
"Well, actaully, this is approaching the 31st hour. Not long now."
Dean just slumped down against one of the ships legs. "What happens if it goes wrong? And it get's sucked into my heart or something?"
"Well, if we make it small enough the worst shouldn't happen..."
"What's the worst?"
"Well.." said Keto, "You and all the people inside you die a horrible death. But that's absolute worst case!"
"Marvellous! Right, I need a drink." said Dean
"No alcohol whilst we're inside of you. Anyway, you wait here and I'll..."
"Hey guys!" said Jay, entering the bay, followed by a bedraggled bunch of crew members, all looking as if they had lost the will to live.
"'Bout smegging time!" said Dean. "So, what happens again?"
 
"Well." said Phil, coming in last, with a big piece of equipment on a trolley, "You stand over there, the cannon shrinks us down. Then, we fly into this syringe, held by the able Nurse Starbolt, who will inject us into your thigh. Then we fly upto your brain and fix it all." Phil looked around.
"Oh! WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT! Not a smegging free socket!"
"We need an extension cord stat!" yelled Keto.
Nobody moved.
"Just trying to add to the drama." said Keto, limply into the silence.
"Oh, I felt it." said Dean.
 
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