Honey I blew up the fruit

(ooc:- This is the third time I've tried sending this so if you get
bombarded with posts from me blame YAHOO!"
"So do you think she bought it?" Jay asked perched on the corner of
one of the desks in Phil's lab. "I don't know" Phil replied
"But I'd wish you'd tell me the full story, I know you too well to
believe you'd fire her without giving her a second chance"
"If I could tell you I would mate, but I'm just glad you know I
didn't fire her just because I was scared she was better than me!"
"Well, I guess even you aren't petty enough to fire someone for
that!"
"No I mean she'll blatantly never be as good as me!"
"So how's this gizmo gonna work?" Jay asked as the rest of the away
team entered the room.
"Well" said Phil "If I've calculated properly, the wormhole should
compress a shuttle and everything inside it, of course certain parts
of my anatomy will probably.."
"Require no miniaturisation at all!" Tara said interrupting Phil
before he could brag that his genitals would need a double dose.
"And if it doesn't work?" Niples asked.
"We'll be squeezed through a tiny hole, like a meat mincer"
"Pleasant"
"Relax!" Phil said chirpily "When have you ever known one of my
experiments to go wrong?"
"Well.." Tara said "There was the time you tried to invent a way of
cleaning the ship in a matter of seconds and ended up destroying a
solar system"
"Well yes but.."
"Or then there was the infamous unlimited fuel source" Jay cut in
"Ahh yes" Tara said "When you tore open a rift in space-time and
unleashed a mutant plague on the lunar colonies"
"And what about when he tried to cook dinner for you Tara" Alota
said "And he ended up creating a new form of life"
"That was me " Jay said "Cooking for you on your birthday"
"Ah yes…and you wonder why I've put a padlock on the oven"
"Look I'm gonna test it first" Phil said, taking out a small remote
control from his lab coat pocket.
"Rufus, load the test subject"
The crowd watched as Rufus placed a pineapple on the desk, Phil
flicked a switch on the remote and the pineapple disappeared into
the wormhole that opened over it.
A smaller wormhole opened across the room, the pineapple appeared,
and promptly exploded.
"THAT'S IT IM NOT GOING!" Jay said and walked to the door where he
was stopped by Alota and Canazza.
"Look all it needs is a slight re-calculation" Phil said
optimistically, "You guys head to the shuttlebay, prep a ship and
I'll meet you there"
"We'll take the Phoenix" said Alota
"I'M NOT LETTING THAT MADMAN SHRINK MY SHIP!" Jay
spluttered, "Besides I just cleaned it, I don't want it covered in
Deans bodily fluids"
"So you don't want to demonstrate how adaptable and useful your ship
is so that I can allow it to stay aboard ship and not get sent back
to earth as a `non essential cost' when the next audit on ship
resources is done"
"You could say the same thing about Dean…"
"Yes but the difference I wont deprive you of sex for a month if you
refuse to send Dean on a mission…"
"I'll get the keys."
<tag people, you know who you are so get down to the shuttlebay>
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