Efof "Shake that body!"

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Kara walked into her quarters and fell onto her bed. After a night
long reboot and carrying MP she was ready to sleep for a few days.
She stared up at the unchanging ceiling unable to get to sleep. Only
the dimmed lights let her see around the room. She was extremely
tired but she was also restless. She needed to do something in the
meantime. She walked out of her room hoping to run into someone to
mess with or something...
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Efof stood there. Kara couldn't work out how long he had been there,
but it seemed he had been waiting for her to open the door. The
dartboard coloured bruise had now spread to most of the alien's
body, making him a very peculiar stripy colour.
"Efof, why are you outside my quarters?" Kara said.
Efof remained quiet and started shaking a stick with bells on and
danced very oddly in front of her. He turned around and waggled his
bum clockwise then anti clockwise, then turned around and waved his
hands in her face, shaking his head left to right and up and down.
Then he put his hands on his crotch (his head) and thrust his pelvis
in Kara's direction, and then in the direction of an unwitting
engineer mechanic that walked past.
Kara tried to hold back a laugh at the bizarre little man's antics.
Finally after dancing for 10 minutes Efof shook his body like a leaf
and dropped to his knees in a preying position towards her.
Kara decided this would be her chance to speak. "Okay…. So what was
all that about?"
Silence. Efof stayed still on the floor.
"Erm… would you like to come in for a coffee? I think you're scaring
my neighbours."
Silence.
"How come you bruise has spread so far?"
Efof got up. "It's a love bruise, us Ffionians get them when we
protect a lover, or someone we want to be a lover… and this is a
Ffionian mating dance, did it work?"
Kara stared at him in disbelief. She didn't know weather to laugh at
him or run away.
"Um…"
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