One mech-army

BLUE DWARF - Now with 20% extra marrowbone jelly.
 
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The Vicious hamster pulled away for a second, then pulled back fora moment, "See you in 1984, Mister Chrysler - If you can figure outthe time!" shouted the Dark Lord goadingly while indicating his watch,and laughing mockingly and waving goodbye, then the Vicious Hamstershot away in streak of colors.
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By this point the momentum of Jay's leap after the hamster had carried him a fair distance from the remains of the Phoenix, he turned to look at his beloved hot-rod, the entire aft section was gone, debris scattering the space around it. He sniffed, and held back a tear.
It had two small manouvering thrusters left on the ventral hull so he opened a comm to Kelly, the onboard computer.
"Kelly, emergencey retrieval, dock with the Blue Dwarf and I'll arrange repairs as soon as.."
"Confirmed"
he opened another channel, to Zodar "Zo..Phoenix incoming for repair's forget everything else, weaponry, life support, coffee machines IT GETS PRIORITY!" 
Zodar responded, with a coffee fuelled "Nygffhasfhafhafhh" which Jay guessed meant "Ok!"
 
He swivelled around and spotted the Raven, with the Death Jarette embedded in it's hull.
 
"Am I ever gonna get a break?" he muttered and the thrusters in the E.V.E.1's shoulders fired, and he powered towards the crippled ship.
 
A bleeping came from Jay's headset, a quick glance at the HUD showed Clown fighters on intercept, Jay must have triggered a proximity alarm on approach the the Death Jarette, at least that's what he figured, based on the fact that three clown fighters were heading for him now coming from the direction of the Death Jarette.
 
"...shit...." Was all Jay could manage to utter, and armed every wepaon that the exo-suit was carrying, even the rubber-band gun.
 
The lead fighter banked toward him, Jay thrustered upwards, and leapt onto the hull of the fighter, he glared down through the cockpit glass of the ship. The clown pilot looked up, his heavy make-up and red nose hiding a face of despair, Jay pulled back the suits left fist, waved at the clown, who happened to be named 'Mr Chuckles"  Jay again clenched his left fist and sent it thundering down onto the cockpit glass, shattering it with one, high-powered blow, Mr Chuckles didn't know anything about it.
The fighter now out of control, veered to the left, Jay losing his footing and slipped, he grabbed to try and stop himself from spinning off into the blackness of space, sparks flying as the suit's metal fingers scraped across the bodywork of the shuttle. He managed to get his footing, just as one of the wingmen came around for a pass at him, opening fire, Jay, utilising the full strength of the suit ripped a large section of the hull from his 'commandeered surfboard-fighter' and shielded himself from the incoming hail of meson-cannon fire,  as the shuttle passed overhead, Jay spun, throwing the hul section like a discus, where it cut through the engine housing of the third fighter, which spun out of control, seconds before exploding in a fireball of metal.
This left just one fighter bugging Jay, it was circling overhead, taking potshots, like an annoying mosquito.
"Two down...with style.." Jay muttered. "Shall we make it three with style.?" he mused.
He shrugged.
"To hell with style..." He raised the arms of the exo-suit, and aimed them at the shuttle, the twin rocket launchers working in sync with the crosshairs in Jay's HUD.
 
He fired off a missile from each arm, obliterating the last fighter.
 
He stood, still atop the first fighter, which now slowly drifted peacefully, after having been slowed down by the nearby explosions and gunfire, and looked up at the remains of the last fighter as small fragments of ash and debris rained down on him.
 
"yawn.." he said to no-one in particular, his thrusters fired again, and he headed back to help his friends in the Raven. 
 
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