Fowl Play(JP)

Who : Those on the RavenWhen : After the two emperors boardedWhere : The Raven
 
"Now, remember the plan," said Cerebrum. "We burst in, and I'llpsychoanalyze the first guy we see, and then you squirt ointment over therest. If they shoot at us, use a minion as a shield."
 
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"DEAN!" Alota screamed as Dean came back down from the comm in the cockpit, "I DON'T SEE PHIL!" "That's because he isn't here
 
ma'am." "And why not?" "Because even Phil can not move faster then light." "Actually," said Captain Tara, "I wouldn't put it
 
past him."
 
"Quick stop that mime...he's heading for the engine room"...Cried AlotaThe mime got halfway through the door...then rappidly flew backwards towards the Two Emperors at a speed that caused the air
 
to burn and infact a mini-sonic boom errupted. Lukly Keto dodge the flying mime, who then proceeded to splatter himself over
 
the nearest bulkhead.
 
"Wow." said Dean, holding a bazookoid, "I didn't even know mimes could travel that fast." "GET THE EMPERORS!" yelled Phil,
 
running through a the door from the cargobay, and being knocked on the head by a bazookoid that Dean threw at him.
 
The idea was he'd catch it.
 
He didn't.
 
Dean winced at the connection between bazookoids and head before turning his attention back at the hole in the hull of his
 
new ship and firing his bazookoid at another mime, sending this one square into Cerebrum.
 
Keto looked at Cerebrum who was struggling to get back up..Both Tara's went to help Phil and Alota just shock her head and
 
tutted.
 
"Oh nice one...Ladies and gentle men i present to you the Thomas manuver #3...it is three isnt it now? - Knocking out the
 
Person who had the best chance of getting these looney bastards of the ship"
 
Phil sat up and grinned "Two pence more and up goes the donkey"...then fell unconcious again.
 
"Well, knocking out is such a strong word." said Dean, shrugging, and taking a potshot at the emperors. "And I think it's
 
only number 2, why, what did you think number 2 was Alota? I'm intrigued..."
 
"Thats Captain to you Mr...DUCK!"
 
Dean couldnt help himself...he'd been working on BD too long and things like that were just begging for what he said next.
 
"Oh come on...thats just FOWL language...geddit fowl.."
 
Even the mimes stopped at this and started shaking their heads.
 
Dean looked around, "FOWL anyone? just me? Oh well, I guess..." "Still.." said Capt. Tara, "That's the BEAK of the humour
 
today then...you see? Beak/Peak?" A shot from Cerebrum took out Tara, "Thank you." yelled Alota back, before firing again. "5
 
umbrellas instead of legs." whistled phil...
 
Another shot went wide and hit deans emergency cabinet where he kept the important stuff...Life jackets, emergency rations,
 
porn mags and his collection of alchol bottles used to make his "flys me straight and almost kills alotta" drink. It hit the
 
whiskey bottle.
 
Phil sat upright looked at the fallen bottle and started crying...then started growling
 
"Well, that's the Phil problem solved." said Dean, trying to hold back the tears at the loss of his whisky.
 
"HOLD HIM BACK!" yelled Alota, as Phil flung himself towards the gap, Dean tackled him to the ground... "quick! He's angry,
 
someone else! need some help here!" gasped Dean, sturglling to hold Phil down, together they rolled into the emperors ship.
 
Weaponless. "SMEG!" yelled Alota.
 
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A JP by Dean "More where that came from" ThomasandPhil "heheh...Donkey" Febuggure
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