A tale of 3 Canazzas

Who: Canazza and the bots
Where: The mime field
when: b.i.i.k.
Canazza sighed a silent sigh, wiped the sweat from his brow and sat down.
"Thank god my alternates dead" he mimed, "When will we be leaving this smeg awful mime field?"
"10 minutes or so" E-45 mimed from the cockpit, then came into the mid-section and mimed again so Canazza could see it.
All of a sudden, the airlock light changed from light grey to a darker grey and flashed the words "occupied"
"Oh no" Canazza mimed
The door opened, an EXTREMELY pissed of Donald stood there, he took of his invisible space helmet and, if colour was restored, his face would be bright red.
Canazza pulled a Bazookoid out from under the seat he was sitting
"I was ready for this" he gestured, fired the weapon and the blazing blue bolt silently screamed out towards Donald, but fizzled out harmlessly before it hit him.
Donald knocked on his invisible force field and mimed laughing, he mimed pulling out a weapon and fired, but canazza didn't fall either, he too knocked on his invisible force field.
The battle raged on, invisible gun versus bazookoid, each one missing or fizzling out.
Colour flooded into the bug. For the first time in two days they heard the humm of the engines.
Canazza beamed.
"Gotcha" Donald stood ridged in terror as the blue bolt violently screamed towards him, hitting him in the shoulder and sending him to the floor.
Canazza walked over to the limp body of Donald
He looked down at it and kicked it to see if it moved. It didn't, there was no life left in it.
Canazza proceeded to fire three more balls into it before he would accept Donald was dead.
"Don't you find it strange looking at your own corpse?" Elwood asked.
"I did, the first time, and it's still slightly disturbing the second time around"
"We have a ship on a collision course" Timmy called in from the cockpit, "It's a small vessel, single person craft, hold on"
Canazza ran into the cockpit, Timmy pressed some buttons "It's a message"
"Who is it?"
"don't know, binary code, they want to dock"
"let them"
The ship docked. The airlock spun open, canazza went white
"Screw this" Canazza said, blasting his second alternate into oblivion, following up with three more blasts.
But this time he wasn't dead
"You tit, stop shooting at me" Commander Canazza stood up again, "I'm wearing a force field"
"What are you doing here?"
"The emperor's have gone completely insane"
"We know," Canazza, timmy and elwood chorused
"More so, after the failed test of the Death Jar on your craft, he tested it on my space station, without warning, I was the only one to escape the horrible carnage"
"And you've come here to what? Join the rebellion?" Canazza scoffed
"Oh my" He spotted the corpse of his twin, "You killed the nutter didn't you?"
"You knew he was a nutter?" Canazza was curious, but never let the bazookoid drop.
"Yes, he was quite quite mad, as soon as he was purged from me he was sent for tests, they prodded him and probed him, messed with his head using a variety of ointments"
"Ointments, figures"
"Eventually he murdered 12 people in a massive psychotic killing spree"
"Wait a moment, he said to me he needed to kill a person to fulfil his psychotic delusions, i thought he hadn't killed anyone"
"He didn't know that, he had his memory erased" the Commander explained, "We bundled him off to pluto in the hopes he wouldn't harm anyone, but he started the rebellion, we assumed we'd killed him when we, erm,"
"Blew it up?"
"Misplaced it"
"ah"
"I had no idea he still existed until I saw both of you aboard the Blue dwarf"
"But you're still the psychotic one, that is what you were designed to be"
"Well, the emperors plan backfired spectacularly, Although Donald was indeed what they wanted, he was considered 'soft' since he wouldn't take any risks, unlike me, who, while filled with rage, hate and everything that makes people evil, got sick of killing and murdering and mellowed out a bit"
"You turned me into a goddamn ferret, you call that MELLOW?"
"I had to keep up the act or i'd be found out and shot, that and the dental plan was superb" the commander lowered his force field, "I'm doing this as a show of faith, please don't shoot me"
Canazza let him step out of the airlock, but kept the bazookoid raised.
"I found out what was going on, I managed to get a look at the dwarf's logs" he sat down, "I want to join your crew, I want to return to your universe, where the timeline is better, there are no evil emperors or viscous mimes"
"Well, actually, our cerebrum has viscous mimes anyway"
"Elwood, E-45, take him to the holding cell, we'll take him back to the dwarf"
"We're taking him with us?" Elwood exclaimed
"He can give us insights into their defences that could be invaluable" canazza lied, the real reason was that he didn't want to look at his own corpse a third time, "And when you're finished E-45, can you dispose of our mentally deprived friend?"
"Why sir, I thought you liked Timmy" E-45 said, totally innocently
"The corpse you son of a prostidroid, the corpse"
"Oh, right-o" he said, carting the alternate off to the cells.
Canazza went up to the cockpit with Timmy.
"here we are" E-45 said, opening the cell door,
"Get inside" Elwood scolded, "I don't trust you one - "
he was cut off by a whack in the face by the alternate, which just so happened to turn him off, his forcefield went back up as he pulled out a laser rifle and blew E-45's head off, "Smart skutter" he joked as the headless ex-mechanoid fell to the floor
He ran back into the mid section and aimed the rifle at Canazza, who was talking to Timmy in the cockpit.
"I've lost them" Timmy said, "they must be deactivated"
Canazza turned round at that point and saw the gun pointed at him and he dived out the way just in time as the blast zipped past him and burned a hole in the chair.
"Where's that smegging bazookoid!" Canazza cried out, fumbling under the controls for something to use as a weapon or shield, "Timmy, distract him"
Timmy ran out from under the chair he was hiding under and out into the mid section, the alternate tried to shoot him, but kept missing the small, agile robot.
when the droid got close enough, he kicked Timmy square in the head, sending him flying across the floor
"Not again," Canazza moaned, scurrying across the cockpit to get his bazookoid, the charge was non-existent, "there's only one thing to do"
Canazza fiddled with the controls in the cockpit and put the ship on a new heading, maximum speed. all he had to do was wait.
"I'm coming to get you" His alternate cooed, "I'm going to kill you, then i'm going to take your identity, and I'm going to take over your reality bit by bit"
Canazza poked the bazookoid out from the side of the doorway
"That thing won't penetrate my shielding" he said.
all of a sudden colour drained from the vessel
"The mime field" his alternate gestured, "Haha! You plan on penetrating my shield using the powers of the mime" he amazingly also gestured, "Well, two can play at that game"
Canazza jumped out into the doorway, bazookoid ready, charged with a shield-penetrating mime created invisible bazookoid blast.
The alternate, with mime-shield penetrating blaster, fired, at the same time, Canazza fired too.
One hit, one missed, and only one Canazza was left.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: am I dead, or will I still be alive.