Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Absoloutly nobody was kung-fu fighting.
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They rounded yet another one of the Dwarfs many corners and came face to face with a wall of Ninja commandos, a small fat ferret at their feet running around in circles.
Behind them stood Canazza's alternate, the REAL Imperial commander Canazza, holding a smoking (oozing?) ointment gun.
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Who: All three Canazza's, Timmy
"How..." the commander was dumbfounded, "I Just turned you into a ferret"
Canazza, not normally one for thinking on his feet, but seemed to be doing it alot recently, thought on his feet and said "HAH! They have a cloning machine, the more people you turn into ferrets, the more times we are cloned, soon you'll be overrun by ferrets!"
"Like I believe that" The emperor scoffed. "He must have other half, you are the alternate. You'll pay for what you did to my Timmy."
"Oh fiddlesticks"
"Get them" He ordered
The clown commandos advanced in formation with their hand-to-hand weapons in full view, some had long thin samurai swords, some had nunchucks, others had spinning razor sharp discs.
It was like a scene from a martial arts movie... only it was set in a dingy old corridor on a dilapidated space ships and they were all clowns... actually, come to think of it, it was more like on of those episodes of the 60's batman, where he fights the Joker in a warehouse...
However, before they managed to reach Canazza, they were all disintegrated by Canazza and Timmy's Bazookoids.
"Don't you know that no matter how highly trained your men are, hand to hand will never beat heat seeking thermoballs" Canazza gloated, before being hit in the head with some ointment.
"Don't you know that goons are always a distraction while the baddie sets up the trap" Commander Canazza said to the now ferreted Canazza. Timmy cocked the bazookoid and took aim, he was just about to fire when he realised the charge was down. "Oh, and to drain your ammo so that you can be captured" Three regular commandos grabbed the small droid and hauled him off .
The ferret Canazza and the ferret donald started laying into each other violently as the Commander stepped over them and down the hallway.Name: Dave Canazza
Status: A weasellike, usually albino mammal (Mustela putorius furo) related to the polecat and often trained to hunt rats or rabbits. (dictionary.com)