In the name, of love, one night in the name of love...

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The clown
pressed the button of the Prototype 'IRR Gun', or annoyance rifle.
The beam hits the part of the ship, causing painful side-effects to
any would be narrators...
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Jonathan had to think fast. Jane had fallen into the cave system,
that was rapidly filling with water... plus.. he didnt feel quite
right, especially in the shorts and knee length socks... Looking
around, he saw a length of what appeared to be rope, he pulled at it,
to no avail.
'Jack, quickly, i need your help!' he said with desperation.
Jack crawled over to him, John quickly usherd him towards the rope,
together they pulled at it. As it gave way, the rocks sparked oddly,
but no-one noticed, as they threw down the rope. 'Quickly, Jack, go
down the rope and free Jane!'. 'I say, you do have some good ideas
Jonthan!' Keats was getting irrate, he knew he shouldnt be speaking
like this, he hadnt swore for the past few hours... He started to
lower down Jack on the rope. Severn was the next to speak 'Quickly
Jack, theres not much time!' Already putrid spelling water was
filling up the cave below...
The clowns had shifted the IIR Gun into the gardens. Boffo lit a
cigar on his humerous flame-thrower flower on his lapel. 'Right,
thats that then, take five, then wel try this out on the trees
nearby'. Nongo saluted quickly, and proceeded to find a useful bush.
Jack hauled out Jane from the caves below them, she was coverd in the
sickly stale water and stank like sh... like... just stank. The Six,
lead by Jimmy, continued out of the cave, and fell into the botanical
garden. 'Wow, this is rather exciting, hey Joeseph!' Severn looked
around in awe 'I say, this appears to be some kind of lost paradise,
how quaint!' Then, they saw somone, who appeared to be some kind
of... person, up against a tree, whistling merrily. 'He must be
behind the screams, a nd the odd lights in the valleys on saturday
night, and also, the jewelry robbery fro a while ago!' Jane whisperd
urgently, whilst supported on Jacks shoulder. 'We need to sneak past
this ruffian quickly, the fate of england as we know it rests on our
shoulders!' Jack said, heroicly. Jonathan faught the feeling of
oddness in his head, was it him, or was that 'ruffian' wearing a
tragically large pair of trousers, and and flowery hat.. no, its was
just him... wasnt it?
Boffo picked up a large gun. 'Where the hell has bongo got to? Right,
Biffy, Coco, come with me!' Boffo headed out the three Crack Clowns
in search of bongo.
The six were sneaking past the man.. carefully, when they heard
voices. Three more men, this time armed with pistols came out of the
bushes. Jane screamed. The man against the tree jumped quickly, and
fell down, clutching his groin, the other three men turned towards
them, the lead one fired something at them, a kind of net... trapping
them... Jimmy whined...
OOC-The sequential six will ride again when i nest get the time...