Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Wirrals proves his worth.

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"Are you, like, ok Wires?""Nothing half an hour in the engineering deck won't fix."They half walked, half hobbled into the 'Star of india'."Jay, it's stopped." Came Alota's voice from under a table...
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"Aww...an' I was just starting to have fun.." said Jay, standing up from behind a table, switching magazine's in his handgun as he did so.
Jay and Alota stepped over the few restaraunt punters and waiters scattered across the floor and out into the promenade, several clowns were still ransacking the place but a few feet in front of them Wirral's and his counterpart were standing, both with smoking gun barrels surrounded by the wounded bodies of several clowns.
 "Impressive" said Jay "Remind me never to spill your pint..."
Phil's voice could be heard from around the corner, cackling maniacally from the direction of Parrots.
"Oh smeg.." Jay said
"What?" Wirral's asked
"Well..Phil was getting drunk last I heard...these clowns are gonna wish they'd never been born..."
"What do you mean? Phil's only one man..Ok..one and a half with the midget.."
"Well..when Phil's drunk he thinks he's Satan, he takes on this whole other mindset...no reasonig with the dude.."
"Yeh..but he's gonna get his ass kicked! We gotta help him!"
"Trust me. he'll be fine it's Thursday"
"Whats that gotta do with anything?"
"On thursday's he becomes super-human"
It was as Jay said this, almost as if to prove the point that clowns began to fly from around the corner backwards, thumping sickeningly against the glass of the huge outer-window opposite the four Dwarfer's. Accompanied by a lour "HHHEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!" from Satan-Phil and an "EEE" for good measure.
"Theres our chance, lets move it!" Alota shouted givning a signal for the others to move, thy ran around the corner, Wire's although wounded moved just as quickly as Jay and the others in full sprint thanks to his bionic components, they fired a few shots off in all directions, shooting clowns, litter bins and lightbulbs in the process. 
Wirrals even managed to shoot the hat off an old lady sitting on a park bench.
They ran towards Phil, Jay grabbing him by the collar and Alota picking up the midget as they passed, leading them off into a side corridor, away from the fighting. 
"WHO DARES ABDUCT THE LORD OF DARKNESS! YOU SOUL SHALL FOREVER BE MINE TO TORTURE MORTALS!"
"Phil shut up!" Jay said, letting off a swift left hook that brought Phil back to his sense's, almost.
"EEE!!" said Mini-Phil ,who was standing next to Alota, rubbing his hands together he'd been brought back to his sense's simply by Alota picking him up, which his perverted mind told him was Alota attempting to seduce him.
"GET AWAY FROM HER YOU LITTLE PERVERT!" Jay yelled, and drop-kicked the clone into a wall,
"We gotta get out of here" Wirral's said
"I was thinking the same thing" Jay said
"Look" Phil said pointing towards one of the umbilical's connecting the two ships together "I can't see any other way out of here.."
"Lets do it" Alota said, "On my signal.....NOW!" the Dwarfer's sprinted back into the battle zone and across the promenade toward the airlock, Wirral's entered first.
"LOOK OUT!" Jay yelled, but was too late, one of the clown's fighters, had divebombed the umbilical, crashing through the tunnel, Wirrals, was caught in the sudden rush of air escaping the promenade.
Jay grabbing onto a railing reached out and grabbed Wirrals by the foot just  before he was sucked out into space, Alota, Phil and Wires, grabbed Jay's arm and pulled them both back in, as Mini-Phil leapt up and hit the switch to seal the airlock.
"Plan B" said Phil,
"What's....plan...B..?" asked Wirral, panting, trying to get his breath back in the now, very thin atmosphere if the promenade deck.
Phil said nothing, just bent down and ripped up a goot 2 feet of floor from the deck, clearing a path straight through the deck below.
"That Thursday thing comes in handy!" Alota said, jumping down to the lower deck, followed by Wirral's, Wire's Mini-Phil and Jay.
"Where are we?" Asked Wire's
"Cargo deck..." Phil answered "Jay, which way is the armoury from here?"
There was no answer.
"Jay?"
A mechanical clanking noise was heard, and the group tunred around,
"I'd like to see those clown's start anything now!" said Jay, through the loudspeakers of Zodar's mech suit E.V.E 1.
"God I love this thing!" he said grinning like a cheshire cat.
 
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From: gavinbranson
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Sent: Friday, July 04, 2003 9:55 AM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Wirrals proves his worth.
Who?: Keith, Keith and the Chryslers.Where?: everywhere from the extended alternate stasis room to our 'star of india curry house and takeaway'.When?: as the clowns attacked!Quite unexpectedly, the wall exploded (much to the dismay of the wall, and quite out of keeping with it's character) Revealing a boarding rocket, with flowers pianted on the front...Wires swore quite loudly and profanely."Bloody Empire Attack Clowns! We're in trouble Keith!"A hatch opened in his left leg, revealing a small but viciously efficient looking handgun. (I've been watching too much Robocop...) "there should be some emergency weapons in behind that wall hatch Keith, get yourself armed." He pulled his gun out of it's housing and gestured to an adjacant wall.The first five clowns out of the boarding craft were mown down in a hail of 9mm rounds, the rest poked their meson rifles around the edges of the wall, hoping to suvive the boarding."Like, die you fascist pigs!" Keith yelled as he pulled his chosen minigun around, peppering the walls wih large-calibre rounds. Alternate Keith began to back away, still firing."Whoa mate, you aint Rambo, I reckon we make a run for it.""Right."They both backed up, and then when they found a corner rushed down it.Things were worse than Wires had suspected, at every turn they had to kill more clowns, meson fire narrowly missing them all the way."There! There's the corridor to your ship Keith! Most of the best of our crew will be there enjoying Parrots for the first time in ages!"Running backwards down a transparent space corridor firing behind you at attack clowns might look heroic and very cinematic, but when it comes to doing it things can get very scary. However, this is precisly what Keith and Wires had to do, ointment splashing  at their toes.Turning the corridor to the promenade they were faced with a veritable hoard of Clown Commandos, who seemed to be attacking the Curry House.Wirrals and Wirrals stopped, guns raised, sweat gleaming off of Keith's face under the weight of his weapon, Wires' leg shining in the corridor-light.The Commandos stopped, turned toward the miners, just as surprised as our lads were. an old edition of 'Dwarf!' blew across the promenade by an inexplicable breeze, cyotes whined, vultures called, trigger fingers itched.And then, everyone fired at once.The upshot of Clowns as soldiers is that you can never teach them to shoot straight. Miners aren't known for their accuracy, but they weren't looking for a way to get a blast of their funny horns in.To cut a long paragraph short, lot's of clowns were shot, the promenade got shot up and Wires' leg was immmobilised."Fall back!" Honk'd the lead clown, as the commandos rounded a corner to escape the wrath of the two manic miners."Are you, like, ok Wires?""Nothing half an hour in the engineering deck won't fix."They half walked, half hobbled into the 'Star of india'."Jay, it's stopped." Came Alota's voice from under a table...<tag Jay or Alota?>Gavin "Manic Miner" Branson.JMC's  best....brightest....the most drunk.....www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related,Take the Blue Dwarf Quiz now!To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:JMC_Blue_Dwarf-unsubscribe@egroups.comYour use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.