A few stranglers get a surpise
Posted: Jul 4, 2003, 10:11am
Who : A few clowns doing the rounds near the Bar
When : Just before the Dark overload of hell showed up
Where : Parrots
"Quick brothers in here..." squekked Boffo, one of the more senior CCC(Cerebrums Clown Comanndoes)..
"Doesnt look very dangerous, just some drunk in there and a midget...." replied a second clown, who we shall call Coco
"Excalllty...the Holy Emperors will be most pleased if we capture theis fowl establishment for them..."
"And we can have a drink at the same time?" ventured Coco.
"...only for morale reasons...First point of duty, ontment that drunk and midget..."
"Right - o sir..."
"eeeeee?" went the midget, trying to wake up Phil, who was starting to feel a little odd...
"Fire away...then we can enjoy this fine Friday..." started Boffo
"Thursday sir....it's a thursday..." interrupted Coco.
"Is it? well lets just ontment the bastard and be done with it..."
Phil and MP were hit the full force of 10 barrels of Ferret Onitment number 125..
Several things happened at once..
First..Phil got VERY DRUNK...as the drugs he was given wore off...
Second...it being a thursday as well, he got VERY WET from the ontment that was now covering him and MP...and had no effect...
Third...Clowns...Well anyone knowing Phil knows what his fealing are towards clowns...
"err sir?...the onitment not having any affect...."
Boffo quickly pulled out an notebook...
"What you doing..?"
"Writing my last will and testament...you can have my collection of floppy shoes...."
"COME HERE LITTTLE MAN!"
A thursday/sataniesed/wet/clown in front of him Phil stood before them...
"NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS IN CHARGE!!!"
All the clowns present pointed at Boffo..
"You dont frighting me."lied Boofo as he filled his pants "..i have a crack unit of tropps backing me up dont i?"
"WHAT ARMY?"
"Ah...Any chance of a 5 sec headstart before you break everyboone in my body..."
"NO...MINI-SATAN.." itoned the dark one
"MWWEEE?"
"..BITE HIS NUTSACK..."
"mother"
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