Piloting Problemos

CRASH..
 
"That..."
"MY SHIP!!!" Yelled alternate Dean running out of the drive room toward the area of the ship where the Raven had just throttled full-pelt into.
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"WAHEY!" yelled Dean over the intercom.
"What?" said Alternate Dean, walking back into the driveroom and the Alota/Jay pregnancy discussion.
"Fooled you all."
"You utter bastard." said Dean, looking at Dean in the comm.
"Guys. What just happened?" said Alota, watching as Jay ran off to see one of his best mates in medibay.
"Well..." said Dean, "I was learning the controls of this baby, when I press this button and whoopee!"
Alota turned to the Alternative Dean. "Translation?"
"Basically, the Inbound Raven is armed with device that creates, subsonic waves throughout the nearest large ship. This way it can make it seem like there are many more explosions then there actually are, convincing them that there is a much bigger force outside then there actaully is."
"That's quite useful." mused Alota.
"Yeah, Phil came up with it. But even so, using it on our ship is just cruel! I thought he'd Chryslered my ship!"
"Wo,wo, wo... Chryslered?"
"Well, basically, what you guys call "the Thomas Manuveure over here is the Chrysler.""Why?"
"Essentially our Jay is a bit crap."
"I heard that!" yelled Alternate Jay, "you're on bog duty for a week!"
"Yes sir." said Dean, sardonically leaving the room.
Jay came over. "Actually, it's named after me because I, accidentally, manuevuered teh Blue Dwarf when Dean was docking. So essentially he's still the one who crashed...only I got the blame."
"Nice." said Alota, smiling at the thought of her husband learning that over here the Thomas manuveure was the Chrysler manuvuere.
 
Dean "Ooh.. A ship!" Thomas