Piloting Prowess

Who:- A select handful of crew from both BD's
Where:- Alternate BD Drive Room
 
<SNIP>
 
"Ok, no. Guys, watch my mouth. What is this you are talking about?" Jay talked slowly, like he was talking to dumb kids.
"What? We don't have one." said Phil
"One what?" asked Jay"THE RAVEN!" yelled Alternate Dean!
 
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"WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY SMEG IS THE GODDAM MOTHER F@@@ING RAVEN?!" Jay finally screamed dropping to his knee's and lifting his hands into the air.
"THATS the Raven" said Alternate Dean pointing at the craft that was erratically fluttering around outside the ship.
"What the hell IS that thing?!" Jay asked "And where the hell did it come from?"
"It came from our shuttlebay" Alternate Jay said, entering the drive room "Don't worry, It's not a hostile, It's Our version of Dean's shuttle, you won't find a ship like it anywhere, its a bit sluggish in the handling and speed area, but smeg it's got power, that thing holds four bomb bay's, multi-spectrum-phase cannons, ablative hull plating and well..it's huge"
"I'll say" said Original Eve.."that things at least the size of two starbug's duct-taped together"
"What kind of analogy is that?" asked Vanessa
"You'd be surprised what happen's on our ship.."
"Yeh" added Jay "Remember how White Wolf  interrogated every pilot and engineer after that to find who had raided his duct-tape supply?"
"Heh yeah he was PISSED!" Eve replied "He strapped you all into an electric chair, you're hair was afro-ed for a month"
"Thats nothing, Zodar kept blowing up the vending machines when he went near them he was so full of static"
"Doesn't he do that anyway?" Asked Jasmine
"That was me...with the E.V.E.1.."
"Oh yeah"
"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!" Alternate Dean asked looking out of the window, at the craft, the Raven, or Inbound Raven to use it's proper title was a long-range bomber craft/ Personel carrier, the rebels used it on most of their missions that involved ground assault, It's twin rotor engines were the most powerful but least fuel demanding ever built so on the surface it was able to hover as easily as a humming bird, for days at a time without running out of fuel, its only real downfall was that in space, these engines didnt work, and it's thrusters while powerful, cuased the ship to lose a lot in manouverability. But still, the ship was 'Ard as nails.
"Relax..Our version of Dean's one of the pilots in my squadron" Alterate Jay reassured "Hell the guy came up with the Thomas Manouvere for christ's sake..you know when you land a dwarfstar ship"
"In our world they call that the Chrysler Manouvere"
"You guys do realise that I'M the rebel Dean!" Alternate Dean said "THAT guy is the Dean from YOUR world!" Dean said frantically pointing at Jay.
"Thats not so good....I'd offer reassurance but..." Jay began
"What do they call the Thomas Manouvere in your world then?" Asked Alternate Jay
"Well...um.."
 
CRASH..
 
"That..."
"MY SHIP!!!" Yelled alternate Dean running out of the drive room toward the area of the ship where the Raven had just throttled full-pelt into.
Alota entered.
"Hi honey" Jay welcomed 
"What's up?" asked captain Tara
"I just came to tell Jay I'm pregnant." 
Jay's face fell, an expression moved across his face that was almost as if he'd just been told that Dean was behind the controls of the Phoenix. His jaw fell open and he looked scared...REAL scared.
"Kidding!" Alota said, cheerily, "Jay, Phil's been hurt, he's been attacked, he's in our medibay at the mo, we don't know who by" she gestured for him to follow then headed out of the alternate Blue Dwarf's Drive Room "You realise that was evil" Jay shouted after her, "Why did I have to marry Satan?...."
 
<tag peep's WW do ya thing, Deano, Phildo anyone?>
 
 
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