<drools>

where: alternate BD
when: who really cares?
who:um....
why: do you want to know?
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Jack stared in awe 'Monoblade??'
'none other'
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'yes, a monoblade, but it wasn't possible for a blade with an edge
only one molecule thick to stay sharp, so i ended up with a
compromise...' said alternate Jack, boasting EVER so slightly, he
brushed some hair out of his eyes (not large eyebrows... his HAIR).
'very nice... um, you know exactly what i'm going to say now... or
at least i hope you do' stated Jack, with a hint of excitement in
his voice, Alternate Jack nodded, and tossed the blade, it span once
in the air, and landed, perfectly in the real Jacks outstretched
hand.
Jack shuddered 'woah, um... i know i'll probably make one some time
anyway, but to speed it up. How did you make this?' he asked.
'well, Jane helped, alot... i couldn't find a heat source on the
ship hot enough to melt down this stuff, i can't even remember what
its called now... so we had to kinda hijack one'
keats hmmmed, and Jack gave him the sword, who also shuddered and
said 'woah'.
'yeah, that sword has that effect on everyone for some reason, the
shrink said it may be because of the metal its made of, i've got
used to it now, but (he took a large gulp of beer, as did everyone
else, almost last of the summer wine simultaneous gulping...) Janes
hand could be seen moving around alternate jacks back, our Jack
closed his eyes and looked away, unable to believe such a thing, he
drank some more...
'you know, i've been wondering, what do you do on this ship now
Jack?' asked our Jack, alternate Jack smiled, and said quite plainly.
'that swords a Katana, need i say more?'
'thats what i thought' replied our Jack 'where is there on the ship
that you can ttrain with a weapon like this? apart from, of course,
the arponics bay, but you'd run out of Dinos after a while wouldn't
you?'
'yeah, i did... everyone was quite pleased about that, they could
actually relax in there without a large gun, but after i finished
them all off jane elped me build a training facility in an empty
cargo bay, cargo bay twenty three actually...'
ooc> sorry if this seemed to be like the duracell rabbit....