"A Hamster in Hell: Part 2, Act Two"

Who: The very cold and fur coatless man.
When: Still stuck in 1984.
Where: Looks like a road in the middle of nowhere.
White Wolf (in a Kurt russel body) had been walking barefoot over the
gravel for what seemed like hours, he'd finally come upon a sign of
civilization again. A road of all things.
And as he standing there shivering in advancing darkness, a
overwieght biker woman drove up.
She slowed and pull over to a stop in front of him and asked, "Hey
toots! You wanna ride?"
White Wolf rolled his eyes skyward, and muttered "Looks like I don't
have much choice..."
"Ha! That's the spirit, Toots!" Shouted the lady biker, "Get on back!"
White Wolf moved to get on when the woman suddenly reached out
slapped him on the bare butt, and yelled, "Nice Gluts, Toots!"
White Wolf quickly pulled the tattered remains of the paper hospital
gown closed over his now smarting tush, and got quickly got behind
her while muttering, "I'm really going to regret this..."
The biker woman gunned the motorcycle's engine and quickly tore off
down the road while letting a "Weeee whooo!"
White Wolf suddenly felt sick to his stomach, and then suddenly
noticed a thick patch of >FUR< on the back of his hand and muttered
distressedly in a pained voice , "Oh no... Please don't let it be
what I think it is..."
<later in the Evil Empire's Evil Throne Room...>
A dark foreboding form wearing completely all black clothing entered
the room with a long flowing black cape trailing behind him, and the
Minion hurrying away from Emperor Keto and Emperor Cerebrum paused,
sucking in his breath in even more fright at the sight of the
advancing figure before him, and quickly spun around and shakily
stammered to Emperor Keto and Emperor Cerebrum, "You... Your.. Your..
Hi- Highnesses, you... You.. Your... Stu... Oh smeg... Um, I mean..."
he darts a worried glance back towards the approaching figure, and
quickly finishes "Your Dark Lord has arrived."
"Oh god, can't you just send him away again? He gives me the creeps!"
quickly whispered Keto to Cerebrum.
"What!?! And lose another valuable opportunity to use my prize
psychiatric patient experiment?" Shot back Cerebrum rubbing his hands
evilly.
"If you call completely destorying six solar systems for having
gerbil infestations useful..." Whispered back Keto sharply.
The foreboding figure came to a stop in front of the pair of Emperors
and adjusted his hood to keep his face enshrouded in shadow with a
pair of black gloved hands then spoke in harsh, and dangerous
sounding voice, "Master Cerebrum, They have come. As I predicted..."
"eh?" said Cerebrum snapping out his momentairly private evil
revelry, "Are you telling me it's them? THEM?"
"What are you..." interupts Keto to Cerebrum, then quickly pausing to
gulp and nervously pull at his collar as he notes the Dark figure
starts speaking again.
"Yes, It is them. I am sure of it Master. Shall I..." Started the
dark figure when a Minion from above suddenly flipped On a spotlight
upon him in attempt to add dramatic empathsis to what he was saying
next, when the Dark figure steps out of light and demanded towards
him, "Did I give you permission to shine a light on me?"
"Well, Um... Ah..." Stammers the spotlight operator, as several other
nearby minions quickly step away from him.
"I did not." States the Dark figure and quickly draws a LA pistol and
shoots him dead before just as quickly holstering the gun and
continuing on, "Now where was I? Oh yes... Shall carry out my plan,
Master?" as the dead minions body falls off from the high scaffolding
above and quickly hits the floor with a loud thud.
<Tag!> :)
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OOC: yes, it's short, but it gets the point accross, and me back up
to speed, MMMUUUCCCHHH faster!
- White Wolf
Your once & future Captain!