Ice? Snacks? and 50 gallons of beer! What kinda life DOES she lead??

Keats and Jack sidetracked their drunken gaming for a bit, mainly
because the other BD had docked and several of the crew were already
abard, this was one crew event Keats wanted to be a part of..
They headed towards the neighbouring Vessel...
<several long minutes later>
They took there first few steps onto the JMC Blue Dwarf of the
alternate universe, the inside was not un-dissimilar to thereown, and
Keats couldnt help but notice the armanent from one of the little
port holes...
'Right the Jack, whats say we find ourselves and get right royally
wasted? eh?!'
A grin appeaered across Jacks face. 'Ok, if i were me, id be in
parrotts' Jack mused..
'Yeah, but if i were ME, id know that everyone would be heading to
parrotts, therefore, wed be in our Bunk downing a few home brews? am
i right??' Jack stared at Keats for a moment, before nodding his head
in a greement, and the duo headed towards the Crew quarters.
<yet more, frantic, expectant minutes pass>
They finally arrived. On there way theyd seen several of the BD crew
talking to there counterparts, many downing a few, and generally
taking it easy. But finally, They reached the door of the
Quarters. 'Right then, shall we knock, or just go on in, i mean, it
is OUR room after all ay?' Keats said, rubbing his hands together,
Jack shook his head, when they got back to the BD, hed HAVE t get
Keats head examined, it just wasnt.. normal...
The door was opened by busty and well built women, wearing shades,
jeans, and a brown leather Jacket. Keats screamed...
'ARGHHHH!! y-your me??' John splutterd. Keats rolled her eyes.
'Yeah, im you, i guess you got in as you were in your dimension
then?' Keats asked. 'The hell do you mean?' 'Well, in my dimension,
the flight crew of BD were over crowded, however, several JMC fat-
cats said that they needed more female pilots, so.. i got a quick Sex
change, and hey presto, im here, and might i add, a hell of a lot
more comfortable as a women' Keats cringed as Keats said the last
word. Jack stepped forward 'Umm, am i in?' Keats let the door open
more, inside was a double bed, to one side, several jackets, and
socks were strewn acrss the florr, on the other, a full sized mirror
and a large wardrobve, on the wall hung a variety of blade weapons.
Keats and Jack looked around the room before it sunk in, they turned
and looked at each other, simulatiously they said 'Only one bed...
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' A figure draped in a tight
fitting balck combi-fibre armoured jacket walked in, a long sword
across his back. 'Hi Hun!' Keats said...
<tag, SMAndym, go for your dream>
OOC-yeah, i know, to many Keats, just sive them out til it makes
sense!