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"So..you're some kind of rebel faction?" Jay asked "Explains alot..."
"Yeh well...call it what you will" Rio said "Come on, follow me"
 
The group was led through the bowels of the ship, past weapon training ranges, hangers and .....
 
"FUNK ME"
 
This was Phil , who had just seen something that caused him to wet himself with glee
 
Jay turned round at this sound.. "WTF"
 
"^T&%^&RGFDG$%^%^&%^&" said Phil pointing..
 
"You okay mate?" asked Jay..
 
"I'll handle this...he got like this once before ...somtimes he needs a good hard...."
 
*SLAP*
 
"Thank you dear....Sorry got a bit excited there..."
 
"Why..."
 
Phil just pointed...through a set of door...through a set of HUGE doors...to what looked like a tank...correction a TANK...no better make that a FH TANK...with a dirty great big cannon on the front...
 
Phil turned to rio..."I'm willing to sell you ANYTHING you want for that tank...even my kids...."
 
*SLAP*
 
"Okay not my kids, but i got a midget you can experminet on *
 
*BITE* at about groin level...
 
"argrhghgheghrgehreghrgehrgehrgehrgeh........wimper"
 
"Come on...the captain is waiting to see you..."
 
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OOC : Sorry about the crap pic but its the one that best describes Phil's tank