Breath of Mass Destruction.

Who?: Keith and the Chryslers (not a good combination...)
Where?: The Promenade
When?: Thankflly, still 1984
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Alota chuckled "Come on, we gotta get to the drive room, see if we
can figure out a way to stop these time fragments"
"Right behind ya.." Jay said turning to face the girl as he left and
gesturing that she was 'goind down' next time they met, and that he'd
bring all his friends, his mum and a big dog.
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As Jay picked popcorn out of his ear and made his way along the
promende after his wife, he spotted a nondescript lump on the floor...
"Honey? Have you forgotten to allocate the refuse desposal budget
again?"
"Huh?"
"There's a nondescript lump on the floor here..."
"Hey!" The lump burbled "I, like, resemble tat remark!"
"Oh" said Alota, dismissing the lump "it's only Keith."
"Oh, well,if it's only Keith..." Jay replied flippantly and sourly.
"Lets take him along, he might just be drunk enough to be useful..."
Jay turned quikly, nearly tripping on a passing skutter.
"Woah, woah, wait a minute dear he's a miner, not a technican! He'll
do more harm than good!"
Keith managed to organise his legs and stand, pulling of a salute
(barely)
"Me ol' man, like, taught me some stuff about engineering, I can
help, and if you've got a series 3000 or 4000 mech I can prob'ly make
it work for a few minutes..."
The smell of Keith's breath nearly knocked Jay out.
"He's probably better than most of our certified techies... he's
coming with us."
Jay sighed "Ok, ok, let's just go." and then leaned over at Keith and
whispered in his ear the classic warning "Just don't touch anything...
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Well Andy, you did say anyone... ;-P
Gavin "alcobreath" Branson