Popcorn of Mass Destruction

Who:- Jay and Alota
Where:- Promenade
 
Jay and Alota left the cinema and into the lobby,  Jay dawdling behind Alota as he struggled to remove popcorn from every orifice after he'd lost dramatically in a popcorn fight with a 6 year old girl.
It was quite impressive, he thought the way he leapt in front of the popcron throwing brat to prevent Alota being gunned down in hail of butterkist,  it all seemed to go into slow motion as he yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" the plan was to dive, roll and retaliate with a shower of rapid fire popcorn. Of course it didnt go to plan and he found himself get pelted in the process. Typical, he could battle with psychotic doubles of himself, destroy entire fleets of Aeron ships with just a single fighter shuttle, he could fight giant hymenoptera war bugs in new ibiza..at least his giant clone "Jayzilla" could, hell he could even just about handle coming home to Alota when shes had a bad day but when he was forced to square up to a six year old girl, he was waaaaaayyy out of his league.
"I told you to leave it Jay!" Alota said as she looked back at her husband who had just poured what seemed like enough popcorn to feed China for a month out of his shoe.
"But you just HAD to take up the challenge"
"I coulda taken her...." Jay muttered
"Shes behind you"
"HIDE ME!"
Alota smirked evilly as she scooped up a handful of popcorn from the floor and passed it to the girl, who immediatly unloaded it all onto Jay.
"You had to take her side" Jay said flatly.
Alota chuckled "Come on, we gotta get to the drive room, see if we can figure out a way to stop these time fragments"
"Right behind ya.." Jay said turning to face the girl as he left and gesturing that she was 'goind down' next time they met, and that he'd bring all his friends, his mum and a big dog.
 
<Alota? Phil? Anyone?!>  

----- Original Message -----
From: Chris Kentlea
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Monday, June 09, 2003 7:11 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Break out the big guns...were going to have a lynching

Who : Phil, MP and Rufus
Where : The febuggure Quarters
When : After landing
 
"Dad...There's a bunch of elvovoled chimps banging on the door....."
 
"Thats not elvoved Chimps thats the cleaning crew....no wait it's evloved chimps you were right...."
 
Phil had fought his way to his quarters where Rufus was hiding out...MP was busy trying to pick up goat porn on the TV and failing
 
"Have you found out where you mum and sister are?" Phil asked
 
"Yes......and no....I know WHERE they are but...."
 
Phil carried on...."But not WHEN...."
 
"You two stay here....I'm heading for the Drive room...see  if I can get holly working or something...."
 
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