marital bliss
Posted byPosted: May 7, 2003, 3:29pm
Who:- Team B (that is Alota, Canazza and Jay)
Where:- Planet
When:- Whenever
"Ok..ok I admit it!!!!" Jay shouted "We're lost!"
"FINALLY!" Alota shouted back in ehr high pitched mouse-voice "Mr Perfect admits he's wrong!, not such a great navigator NOW are you?!"
"Hey!" Jay replied "Did I or did I not get us out of that swamp a few miles back?"
"RUSTLE! RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE!!" Canazza the tree said.
ALota took out the 'Cleavage pocket pink tree-ish dcitionary' that Tara and the Real pink tree had written together and loaned to Alota for this mission.
"He say's...Jesus...you two are like a married couple...."
"Go figure.."
"Rustle"
"What did he say now?" Jay snapped, not directed at Canazza, just general frustrated snap "Either, "Excuse me may I please purchase this wolly bobble hat and lime green macintosh jacket and yellow fishing waders?....or..."
"Or?"
"Or Isn't the log we passed an hour ago?"
"I'd say the latter" Jay said as he kicked the log into which he had engraved 'Jay wos ere 2103' earlier today
"Look..you've got wings, and you're a navigator! why not fly up and get a lay of the land!" Alota said
"Because" said Jay "I havent got a CLUE how to work these bloody things!" he flapped his wings as he said this.
"Rustle rustle rustle ruslte rustle rustle"
"WHAT?!" Jay said, getting more frustrated by the minute
"he said..."Flap them"
Jay looked at his left wing, then his right wing then shrugged, extended them and began to flap, slowly and awkwardly he began to rise from the ground, ok so it had about as much grace as a Dean Thomas starbug take off...but COME ON! he'd never flown without an engine before!
"RUSTLE!" shouted Canazza.
"He says..." shouted up Alota "Is this where I can buy the latest edition of bathroom tiling world' magazine"
"Honey.." Jay shouted back "Much as I love you...and I do. I'm also VERY glad I'm 100 feet above you and out of 'hurting' range.but are you SURE YOUVE GOT THE BOOK ON THE RIGHT SMEGGING PAGE?!"
"Oh.." Alota said "He said....What do you see?" she glanced at Canazza as she said this, who did what she guessed was a nod to confirm 'yes'
"Well.." Jay replied "Theres what looks a shelter about..I'd say 4 miles to the north...I think we should head over there"
"Ok!" Alota shouted back "But after the way you just spoek to me you beter not land ANYWHERE near me for at least an hour FLYBOY!"
<Amanda, Canazza..(whatever your realname is1 ;) TAGGERS! )
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