Will the real MP please stand up, please stand up...

Who : MPP, MP(who jay shoved out through the garbage dispal unit) and Keith the Rock - aka The A Team
Where : Location one
When : After MP went for a dive down the brown river...
 
Keith was at this point thinking he was the most unlucky bastard ever to have decended from apes..
 
Not only was he stuck in deep space, with the mothership(eg BD + all the beer) gone....Not only was he now some kind of living rock creature...but he had with him a creature who would quite righlty be classed as both a dangerous item under New Geneva conventions against war......and MP...
 
The conversation wasnt much good either as only MPP could write...the Real MP just made gestures.
 
Also for some reason the cart the "boys" had aquired a cart...and it was pink...and bith midgets were trying to drive whilst Keith navigated
 
"It's that way sir...sirs...Phil...Realphil...oh arse  to it...." said Keith trying to point the way to a small mountain range..
 
""EEEE???"
 
"EEE!"
 
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
"Bugger...I thought I detected something...its hard to keep and eye on the reading you know that Phil?"
 
"EEEEE!!!" said MPP and put his pad infront of Keith It said "It's Mr Febuggure to you sonny jim..."
 
"But my names keith..."
 
"EEEE?" (You pissing me about?)
 
Keith said nothing..."Sir...there is something...that way...I think we best alert C squad...I think I'm picking up lifeforms neer their position and something heading towards the landed shuttles?"
 
"E?"
 
"eeeee"
 
*slap* MPP had slapped MP for soiling himself...
 
MPP drove the cart on...and finally got to the moutain range..
 
<<TAG keith>>